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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x07 =========

DaTE:     1994-08-15 aT aBoUT 10:20

LoCATi0N: PiHA, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          MyStERiA      cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          + sEvErAL LaMeRZ

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bwahahah!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Ye was bein' such a badass on that there class!!!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: Bwahah!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: I fuckin' wish I'd been havin' guts to *vittuilla* that there teacher!!! Right there in the starters!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What did I say 'bout dat backwaters babblin', eh**?!? And d'ya remember what we decided to do on da lunch break? Everyone got CWU caps on? ... Yeah, seems so... So, let's walk in a queue, one round around da whole yard, so everyone's gonna see WHO'S ELiTE AND TUFf Do0DZ!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Quite bulldungish...

FaTHeR FuCKeR: We're a fukken hundred timez tuffer dan doze town lamerz!!! March** on!!! **eiku menox

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FOLLOW ME!!! And laugh all da time in such an ELiTE way, like BWAHAHAH and HOHOHOH.

dA dArK ELiTE: BUAHAHAHA

FaTHeR FuCKeR: HOHOHOHOHO

MyStERiA: BUABUAHAHA

JARKKO: HEY FELLAS, LOOK AT THEM THERE FAGGOTS!!! Walkin' aroond in a queue noses all high like some world-owners** and everybody's wearin' the same kinda ugly cap!

PENA: STINKS LIKE GAS!!!

JARKKO: **MOPEDS BE HAVIN' UGLY CAPS DAMMIT!!! And whatta fuckin' CEE-DUBYA-YOU, d'ye reckon for real that yer some kinda toughies**???

mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE YA FUKKEN *haukkua* US, YA FUKKEN LAMERZ!!!

JARKKO: And even tryin' to **twist/viäntee** Helsinki slang!

PENA: What aboot givin' some swirlies for them there chaps**...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're da fukken elitest crew in Backwards Savonia, and IF YA EVER TRY TO GIVE US A SWIRLIE, THEN DA WHOLE ELiTE SCENE WILL PAY YA BACK!!!**

dA dArK ELiTE: YEAH, FUKKEN LAMERZ!!! DAMMIT!!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: We trade at least a hundred timesz more warez dan ya!!! Fukken fagz**!!! **homot**

JARKKO: GUESS THEM THERE CAP-WEARIN' FAGGOT MOPEDS** HAVE** A LESSON TO LEARN ABOOT HUMILITY**, BLOODY HELL DAMMIT!!! **TARVIHE TULLA KOVISTELEMMAAN ISOMMILLESA SUATANA!!

PENA: What aboot takin' them... come on, gimme a hand 'cause there's quite a heap of them...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHERE ARE YA FUKKEN TAKIN' US TO??? DAMMIT?!?!?**

dA dArK ELiTE: GODDAMMIT!!!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: YA FUKKEN STUPID SHITHEADZ!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: **NII JUSTIISA!

JARKKO: And then heads down to the **toilet**...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: *GURGL*

dA dArK ELiTE: *GURGL*

FaTHeR FuCKeR: *GURGL*

MoTHeR FuCKeR: *GURGL*

MyStERiA: *GURGL*

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (cough, cough)

JARKKO: Already learned some humility**, eh?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Suck yar fukken dick ya fukken lamerz...

JARKKO: Allright, head back into the toilet then, dammit...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (blurp, glub, cough cough)

TUOMAS: I mean bloody fuck, that's Sari Tossavainen's little brother, ain't it!!!

PENA: Whatta hell???

TUOMAS: Yeah, he's Sari's brother... I once visited Sari for fucks...

PENA: Wonder who hasn't visited Sari once!!! ... for fucks...

TUOMAS: Yeah... THAT SARI'S A FUCKIN' BITCH, DAMMIT...

JARKKO: So what aboot givin' a couple of extra** **hörppy for bein' the little brother for such a fuckin' slut...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Quit it already, ya fukken fagz... (glubglub)

dA dArK ELiTE: Hey, stop it already, for real...

PENA: One of these tuned up again right here!!!

TUOMAS: Let's shut him down then...

dA dArK ELiTE: No, bloody fuck... (ergh, glub glub, cough cough)

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