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=== Raunioiden äärellä ====OH7MO:
I really do believe that 'twas thunder that burned it...MoTHeR FuCKeR:
That's what the firemen said too... and for real, we dinna even smoke naw tobacco inside nor nuffin'!DaRK FuCKeR:
Right! And we never did it in Öökkölä or Vornastorppa either, even tho we were there too!! It always caught fire on its own -OH7MO:
So, y'all were in Öökkölä too when it burned down?DaRK FuCKeR:
Yeah, 'twas on the same evening when the C.O.P. fellas gave us the Sceptre of Eliteness, or the master key for our school!!OH7MO:
Now, that's some chance...OH7MO:
But still, I guess y'all get that the grown-ups might start suspectin' y'all if they get to know y'all were at the place at the time?mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah, but luckily they're never gonna find out! 'Coz yar now also movin' to Helsinki and all.OH7MO:
Yeah, right. I don't reckon the Pielavesi cops ain't very interested in investigatin' some arson. 'Twas the thundershower, and that's it.TERTTU:
O my goodness! It burned down to ashes, that there Hönttölä?RITU:
And the thunder started the fire, when y'all were in drinkin' some booze? Heaven's balls!OH7MO:
Yeah, I heard 'twas like that too...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah.RITU:
So, y'all got the last Hönttölä games played now. 'Twas quite many years y'all kept it as a playin' place...wArlord:
Yeah, we already played there afore we went to the school even.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Except that da bigger kids sumtimes drove us away from there!wArlord:
But in the late years we've gotten to have our meetings in peace, 'cause they moved away already...RITU:
And now y'all are gettin' to the world also! My goodness!TERTTU:
To the roads of the world, oh my Lord! I promise to pray protection of Jesus Christ upon y'all, every night!RITU:
We already got some practice at what it feels like to have the kids gone from home...TERTTU:
Oh my goodness there, right! Y'all went to Pirttimäki, no matter how the grown-ups warned y'all! Among all the demons and imps, my goodness -OH7MO:
'Twas a bit of the same feelin' even the winter afore, when they went to the Iisalmi computer party.TERTTU:
'Twas not the same now, 'cause they left without tellin'! And to such a dangerous place! All these today's youngsters -mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Hey, come on, we came back from there! But once we've left today, we're gonna NEVER FUCKIN' EVER GET BACK!!TERTTU:
I pray and wish that at least somebody of y'all could still come back! The village dies if everbody leaves...HEIKKI:
Right! Y'all should go study engineer's stuff and then come back and save the village!RITU:
Wonder if they even need to study, they're all engineers already...TERTTU:
Right! Surely better than Osmo already!HEIKKI:
But it'd be still good to have the official licence papers in hands, right? So, no need to do dark work...RITU:
Well, right, that's a point, yeah...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Don't hope that I ever come back! I HATE LIETEVESI AND ESPECIALLY HAUTATAIPALE FROM DA BOTTOM OF MY FUCKIN' HEART!!MARJATTA:
Well, it's always in that young age, hatin' yer home village. But once ye get older, I'm sure yer mind's gonna change too...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
NO, IT FUCKIN' AIN'T, DAMMIT!!OH7MO:
We'd better be get goin' soon, by the way, so we get to Helsinki in some human time.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah. So, let's -wArlord:
Fuck's sake, at least wait until the Korhonens come here! So we get to leave at the same time as they...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Fuck! I'm sure they're gonna waste hours for some coffee session before leavin'! Let's go fuckin' NOW so we get to skip it, dammit!!myXTer
I guess I should also go quite soon...wArlord:
So, mister, what kinda ride did ye plan to use for gettin' to Oulu?myXTer:
Well, I thought I could maybe hitch-hike to Pyhäjärvi and Kiuruvesi, and then switch for the train there -wArlord:
Don't kid me for real? I guess ye could also fit in Korhonens' ride, at least until the Kiuruvesi station!OONA:
Hey, d'ya really have all of yar movin' stuff there in yar backpack??myXTer:
Yeah, well, it's not hard to fit all the essentials in there...OONA:
Ain't ya even gonna take yar computer?myXTer:
Well, I was plannin' to start a new life in Oulu anyway, and it'd just spoil it if I took my computer...wArlord:
So, yer gonna buy a new computer there in Oulu?myXTer:
An old one rather than a new... and no hurry with that either, 'cause there's other things in life besides computers...wArlord:
Oh, right, I never believed ye could end up sayin' so.HEIKKI:
Well, now the Korhonens be here too.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
And our CWU logo is still in their trailer!!wArlord:
Well, I don't reckon some CWU logo would do any harm to mister and mistress Korhonen, as long as the trailer works and rolls.KALLE:
Nuffin' but g'day to y'all everbody!MoTHeR FuCKeR:
Howdy-ho...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Are ya fuckin' plannin' to travel in that fuckin' tractor trailer all da way to Kiuruvesi and Iisalmi!?KALLE:
Naw, they ain't for sure, the trailer's for the stuff... Masa's gonna move the cargos, and the rest of us follow with the Volvo.VEERA:
And once in Iisalmi I'm gonna sit on the Valmet's bench and drive it back to Hautataipale from there.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Allright, okay then.wArlord:
I guess the movin' trip might really be a memorable one.dArK sTuFfEr:
I can believe that. But it is also a good thing, as it is important to ritualise one's life transitions in a powerful enough manner.wArlord:
Yeah, right...KALLE:
But what aboot gettin' to roll soon. We've got many places to unload stuff into, so the day's gonna get long...wArlord:
By the way, our Sam there might also need a ride to at least Kiuruvesi trainstation.myXTer:
I don't -VEERA:
There's still room for one more kid on our Volvo's backseat!myXTer:
Thank you very much, but I now prefer to travel alone...wArlord:
How's hitch-hikin' s'posed to be more alone?RITU:
Do take their ride, Sam, now that yer bein' offered...wArlord:
If yer feel bad aboot takin' the ride, ye can always reckon that it's the first part of yer hitch-hikin' trip.myXTer:
Well, yeah, right, you can think it out like that too...VEERA:
Now we're tawkin'! So, throw yer backpack and bags in the back of the Volvo!myXTer:
Well, allright then...VEERA:
And do take some coffee too, folks! We boilder some coffee for the thermos -mR.mEgAsTuFf:
I FUCKIN' GUESSED! DON'T FUCKIN' DRINK SOME COFFEE ANYMORE, DAMMIT!!dArK sTuFfEr:
It is doubtful that drinking coffee would considerably delay the departure. Besides, the ritualistic is of absolutely importance.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Allright then, dammit, let's wait then.wArlord:
But I guess we're gonna start hurryin' as soon as Taisto's Wartburg drives on the yard.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Well, then I hope he's gonna come here fuckin' soon so that we get rid of all these embarrassin' traditional shits!DaRK FuCKeR:
Yeah, he should come already!! I'm already too excited!!HEIKKI:
But what's the way y'all were plannin' to drive?wArlord:
I guess it's the best to just take the straightest way to Kiuruvesi. And to Iisalmi from there once my load's unloaded...dArK sTuFfEr:
I believe the shortest route to Lapinlahti is via Vaaraslahti, and the one to Helsinki is via Keitele and Jyväskylä.wArlord:
So, we're gonna take three different ways right from the starters.dArK sTuFfEr:
Affirmative.
Kuusisten Wartburg saapuu.HEIKKI:
Bloody hell there, that Kuusinen communist came in already...TAISTO:
Hello there. There's now the ride ready for Jyri and Oona.OONA:
Okay...TAISTO:
So, just get aboard then, and let's get goin' without any more talkings.dArK sTuFfEr:
I would prefer to say a few words before I leave.TAISTO:
Well, do that then.dArK sTuFfEr:
I now wish to thank you all for all the ten years our family was allowed to live in Lietevesi.dArK sTuFfEr:
These childhood years were unforgettable for me, and the friend relationships I formed here are larger than life.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah, yar one fuckin' tuff guy too, in da end. I'm sure we're still gonna meet sometime...dArK sTuFfEr:
Indeed. You are also like another brother for me.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Okay, let's shake our hands for that?dArK sTuFfEr:
Have a good life, you and everyone else.MoTHeR FuCKeR:
Same to ye too...dArK sTuFfEr:
Anything I shall ever since do in my life, I shall do it in the name ofC00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!dArK sTuFfEr:
LONG LIVEC00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!DaRK FuCKeR:
LONG LIVEC00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!OONA:
Bye to all of ya, from me too...DaRK FuCKeR:
Bye then...wArlord:
Good life to y'all both.dArK sTuFfEr:
Likewise to you!TAISTO:
Is the speech over? Let's get goin' then.
Wartburg poistuu.KALLE:
Well, that was quick, they dinna even take naw coffee.HEIKKI:
It's better that they got away soon! At least we dinna hafta listen to some hours-long communist sermons...TERTTU:
Hear that!wArlord:
I guess they've gotten bored aboot it themselves. After all, they're also gonna move away from Lietevesi this month...TERTTU:
I heard Taisto gots some job from Lievestuore, and they're now gonna move there.RITU:
They've been gossipin' aboot' that, right...HEIKKI:
But still, we had to stand 'em for far too many years here in Hautataipale, bloody hell.VEERA:
But should we also get goin' already?wArlord:
Yeah, let's go.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
I also think ya should leave!MoTHeR FuCKeR:
Allright, let's do it then. Am I gonna drive first?KALLE:
Yeah, ye can, 'cause I'm sure ye know the way at least up to Kiuruvesi...MoTHeR FuCKeR:
Sure.KALLE:
Once we reach there, we can lead the way there, so ye know where to go.wArlord:
Yeah, I can then look at the map there so that we can find the place.RITU:
So, nuffin' but good trip to y'all, and be careful with the drivin'!TERTTU:
And Kassu, call me tonight so we know that yer safe!!DaRK FuCKeR:
Okey then, I'm gonna call ye...TERTTU:
My last birdie is leavin' the nest! My goodness!!RITU:
And mine too...TERTTU:
Yer always welcome back to us, Kassu! We'd make ye some mashed potatoes, meatballs, rice pies and -DaRK FuCKeR:
Yeah...MARJATTA:
And Jussi tool, call to us tonight from Kiuruvesi so we also know yer safe!wArlord:
Yeah, I guess there's some phonebooth there to call from...HEIKKI:
So, good lifetimes to everbody of y'all!wArlord:
Same to y'all too...DaRK FuCKeR:
Bye bye then! I'm gonna miss y'all so terribly much, especially mummy and daddy!!TERTTU:
I'm also gonna miss y'all! And remember y'all in my prayers...DaRK FuCKeR:
And LONG LIVEC00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!!! Even if we were at the edges of the world,C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
FOREVER!!!
Traktori poistuu.TERTTU:
Oh my goodness there, my lord Jesus! I wonder how Kassu's gonna fare there in the big world...RITU:
I guess he's gonna fare all right, 'cause he found his way back from Pirttimäki even...TERTTU:
Well, I don't reckon Iisalmi is any more dangerous than Pirttimäki...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Fuck's sake, did everyone else leave before us? Even though we should've been da first to leave!!OH7MO:
It'd seem so, yeah. So, maybe we should then go too...RITU:
Byebye then, Mika and Osmo... and call me once y'all be there!!mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Okay, okay, dammit.OH7MO:
Well, let's be in contact then, like in the evening from Raimo's place.RITU:
Allrighty then... good life to Osmo too, and I promise I try to visit y'all in Helsinki in the autumn -mR.mEgAsTuFf:
NOW LET'S GO! GOODBYE, FUCKIN' LIETEVESI!!!
...TERTTU:
I wonder how's even Mika's gonna fare there in the capital...?MARJATTA:
I'm maybe worrin' the most aboot him. 'Cause he ain't got even naw true friends there...RITU:
Well, at least he's got Osmo as a friend, and we know that Osmo can fare well even under bigger troubles...MARJATTA:
Let's hope for the best...TERTTU:
Oh, these days of sorrow, my Lord! All the tiny birdies of the village flew out of the nest! Hautataipale is not what it used to be...MARJATTA:
Well, we're now gettin' to start new lives too, naw need to look after the kids all the time anymaw.RITU:
Well, that's a point, yeah... but I'm still gonna miss 'em so much!
== Osmon autossa ==mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Well, as a matter of fact I've got some quite sad feelings.OH7MO:
Yeah, I was reckonin' ye might have...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Fuck, it was so fuckin' hard not to cry, when all yar friends are leavin' and ya don't even know when yar gonna see 'em da next time...OH7MO:
Well, I guess I almost dropped some hidden tears there too.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Hey, fuck, it's da Keitele border! Couldya stop there?OH7MO:
Oh? Well, let's stop there then...
== Rajakyltillä ==mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Fuck's sake, there's now a sign there too, that stands Pielavesi instead of Lietevesi...OH7MO:
Yeah, it does, right when the year started they installed 'em new signs at the old Lietevesi borders...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
But I still feel like leavin' one thing here at the border, or just at the Lietevesi side of the border...OH7MO:
Oh?mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Don't ya happen to have a shovel or sumthing to dig da dirt with?OH7MO:
What's ye gonna try to do?mR.mEgAsTuFf:
I think I could bury the master key here, I mean, the Sceptre of Eliteness.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
So, if there's ever gonna rise a proper crew in Lietevesi, then we could tell 'em where to find da key.OH7MO:
Well. I don't reckon I've got shovels or nuffin', 'cause that's not the kinda stuff ya need in a city...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Fuck's sake, I'm gonna dig by hand then!OH7MO:
I could find ye some plastic box so ye could put the key there so that it wouldna take rust...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Okay, find it quickly then.OH7MO:
Allright.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
I don't actually believe Lietevesi's ever gonna leave outta me no matter how I try. I'm so grown into Listajengi and CWU...OH7MO:
Yeah, I guess ye got a very nice childhood in Lietevesi. But it's the time for ye to go forward in yer life...mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah. Those days are gone now, but it's better to finish 'em well so they won't haunt ya! I'm never gonna fuckin' come back to this place ever!mR.mEgAsTuFf:
NO MATTER HOW I MISSED THIS PLACE, I'M NOT FUCKIN' GONNA COME BACK!!! AND THIS DECISION IS FINAL, GODDAMMIT!!!OH7MO:
Have ye already filled the hole again?mR.mEgAsTuFf:
Yeah, I guess it's all okay now.OH7MO:
Allrighty then, so let's get back to the car then.mR.mEgAsTuFf:
GOODBYE, LIETEVESI!! GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD!!mR.mEgAsTuFf:
BUT, C00LeS WaReZ UNiON FOREVER!!!
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