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=== Raunioiden äärellä ====

OH7MO:
 I really do believe that 'twas thunder that burned it...

MoTHeR FuCKeR:
 That's what the firemen said too... and for real, we dinna even smoke
naw tobacco inside nor nuffin'!

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Right! And we never did it in Öökkölä or Vornastorppa either, even
tho we were there too!! It always caught fire on its own -

OH7MO:
 So, y'all were in Öökkölä too when it burned down?

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Yeah, 'twas on the same evening when the C.O.P. fellas gave us the
Sceptre of Eliteness, or the master key for our school!!

OH7MO:
 Now, that's some chance...

OH7MO:
 But still, I guess y'all get that the grown-ups might start
suspectin' y'all if they get to know y'all were at the place at the time?

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah, but luckily they're never gonna find out! 'Coz yar now also
movin' to Helsinki and all.

OH7MO:
 Yeah, right. I don't reckon the Pielavesi cops ain't very interested
in investigatin' some arson. 'Twas the thundershower, and that's it.

TERTTU:
 O my goodness! It burned down to ashes, that there Hönttölä?

RITU:
 And the thunder started the fire, when y'all were in drinkin' some
booze? Heaven's balls!

OH7MO:
 Yeah, I heard 'twas like that too...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah.

RITU:
 So, y'all got the last Hönttölä games played now. 'Twas quite
many years y'all kept it as a playin' place...

wArlord:
 Yeah, we already played there afore we went to the school even.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Except that da bigger kids sumtimes drove us away from there!

wArlord:
 But in the late years we've gotten to have our meetings in
peace, 'cause they moved away already...

RITU:
 And now y'all are gettin' to the world also! My goodness!

TERTTU:
 To the roads of the world, oh my Lord! I promise to pray protection
of Jesus Christ upon y'all, every night!

RITU:
 We already got some practice at what it feels like to have the kids
gone from home...

TERTTU:
 Oh my goodness there, right! Y'all went to Pirttimäki, no matter
how the grown-ups warned y'all! Among all the demons and imps, my goodness -

OH7MO:
 'Twas a bit of the same feelin' even the winter afore, when they
went to the Iisalmi computer party.

TERTTU:
 'Twas not the same now, 'cause they left without tellin'! And
to such a dangerous place! All these today's youngsters -

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Hey, come on, we came back from there! But once we've left today,
we're gonna NEVER FUCKIN' EVER GET BACK!!

TERTTU:
 I pray and wish that at least somebody of y'all could still come
back! The village dies if everbody leaves...

HEIKKI:
 Right! Y'all should go study engineer's stuff and then come
back and save the village!

RITU:
 Wonder if they even need to study, they're all engineers already...

TERTTU:
 Right! Surely better than Osmo already!

HEIKKI:
 But it'd be still good to have the official licence papers in
hands, right? So, no need to do dark work...

RITU:
 Well, right, that's a point, yeah...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Don't hope that I ever come back! I HATE LIETEVESI AND ESPECIALLY
HAUTATAIPALE FROM DA BOTTOM OF MY FUCKIN' HEART!!

MARJATTA:
 Well, it's always in that young age, hatin' yer home village. But
once ye get older, I'm sure yer mind's gonna change too...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 NO, IT FUCKIN' AIN'T, DAMMIT!!

OH7MO:
 We'd better be get goin' soon, by the way, so we get to Helsinki
in some human time.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah. So, let's -

wArlord:
 Fuck's sake, at least wait until the Korhonens come here! So
we get to leave at the same time as they...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Fuck! I'm sure they're gonna waste hours for some coffee session
before leavin'! Let's go fuckin' NOW so we get to skip it, dammit!!
 
myXTer
 I guess I should also go quite soon...

wArlord:
 So, mister, what kinda ride did ye plan to use for gettin' to
Oulu?

myXTer:
 Well, I thought I could maybe hitch-hike to Pyhäjärvi and
Kiuruvesi, and then switch for the train there -

wArlord:
 Don't kid me for real? I guess ye could also fit in Korhonens'
ride, at least until the Kiuruvesi station!

OONA:
 Hey, d'ya really have all of yar movin' stuff there in yar backpack??

myXTer:
 Yeah, well, it's not hard to fit all the essentials in there...

OONA:
 Ain't ya even gonna take yar computer?

myXTer:
 Well, I was plannin' to start a new life in Oulu anyway, and
it'd just spoil it if I took my computer...

wArlord:
 So, yer gonna buy a new computer there in Oulu?

myXTer:
 An old one rather than a new... and no hurry with that either,
'cause there's other things in life besides computers...

wArlord:
 Oh, right, I never believed ye could end up sayin' so.

HEIKKI:
 Well, now the Korhonens be here too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 And our CWU logo is still in their trailer!!

wArlord:
 Well, I don't reckon some CWU logo would do any harm to mister and
mistress Korhonen, as long as the trailer works and rolls.

KALLE:
 Nuffin' but g'day to y'all everbody!

MoTHeR FuCKeR:
 Howdy-ho...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Are ya fuckin' plannin' to travel in that fuckin' tractor trailer
all da way to Kiuruvesi and Iisalmi!?

KALLE:
 Naw, they ain't for sure, the trailer's for the stuff... Masa's
gonna move the cargos, and the rest of us follow with the Volvo.

VEERA:
 And once in Iisalmi I'm gonna sit on the Valmet's bench and drive it
back to Hautataipale from there.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Allright, okay then.

wArlord:
 I guess the movin' trip might really be a memorable one.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 I can believe that. But it is also a good thing, as it is important to
ritualise one's life transitions in a powerful enough manner.

wArlord:
 Yeah, right...

KALLE:
 But what aboot gettin' to roll soon. We've got many places to
unload stuff into, so the day's gonna get long...

wArlord:
 By the way, our Sam there might also need a ride to at least
Kiuruvesi trainstation.

myXTer:
 I don't -

VEERA:
 There's still room for one more kid on our Volvo's backseat!

myXTer:
 Thank you very much, but I now prefer to travel alone...

wArlord:
 How's hitch-hikin' s'posed to be more alone?

RITU:
 Do take their ride, Sam, now that yer bein' offered...

wArlord:
 If yer feel bad aboot takin' the ride, ye can always reckon that
it's the first part of yer hitch-hikin' trip.

myXTer:
 Well, yeah, right, you can think it out like that too...

VEERA:
 Now we're tawkin'! So, throw yer backpack and bags in the back
of the Volvo!

myXTer:
 Well, allright then...

VEERA:
 And do take some coffee too, folks! We boilder some coffee for
the thermos -

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 I FUCKIN' GUESSED! DON'T FUCKIN' DRINK SOME COFFEE ANYMORE, DAMMIT!!

dArK sTuFfEr:
 It is doubtful that drinking coffee would considerably delay the
departure. Besides, the ritualistic is of absolutely importance.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Allright then, dammit, let's wait then.

wArlord:
 But I guess we're gonna start hurryin' as soon as Taisto's
Wartburg drives on the yard.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Well, then I hope he's gonna come here fuckin' soon so that we get
rid of all these embarrassin' traditional shits!

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Yeah, he should come already!! I'm already too excited!!

HEIKKI:
 But what's the way y'all were plannin' to drive?

wArlord:
 I guess it's the best to just take the straightest way to Kiuruvesi.
And to Iisalmi from there once my load's unloaded...

dArK sTuFfEr:
 I believe the shortest route to Lapinlahti is via Vaaraslahti, and the
one to Helsinki is via Keitele and Jyväskylä.

wArlord:
 So, we're gonna take three different ways right from the starters.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 Affirmative.

Kuusisten Wartburg saapuu.

HEIKKI:
 Bloody hell there, that Kuusinen communist came in already...

TAISTO:
 Hello there. There's now the ride ready for Jyri and Oona.

OONA:
 Okay...

TAISTO:
 So, just get aboard then, and let's get goin' without any more
talkings.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 I would prefer to say a few words before I leave.

TAISTO:
 Well, do that then.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 I now wish to thank you all for all the ten years our family was
allowed to live in Lietevesi.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 These childhood years were unforgettable for me, and the friend
relationships I formed here are larger than life.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah, yar one fuckin' tuff guy too, in da end. I'm sure we're still
gonna meet sometime... 

dArK sTuFfEr:
 Indeed. You are also like another brother for me.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Okay, let's shake our hands for that?

dArK sTuFfEr:
 Have a good life, you and everyone else.

MoTHeR FuCKeR:
 Same to ye too...

dArK sTuFfEr:
 Anything I shall ever since do in my life, I shall do it in the
name of 
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!

dArK sTuFfEr:
 LONG LIVE 
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!

DaRK FuCKeR:
 LONG LIVE 
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!

OONA:
 Bye to all of ya, from me too...

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Bye then...

wArlord:
 Good life to y'all both.

dArK sTuFfEr:
 Likewise to you!

TAISTO:
 Is the speech over? Let's get goin' then.

Wartburg poistuu.

KALLE:
 Well, that was quick, they dinna even take naw coffee.

HEIKKI:
 It's better that they got away soon! At least we dinna hafta
listen to some hours-long communist sermons...

TERTTU:
 Hear that!

wArlord:
 I guess they've gotten bored aboot it themselves. After all,
they're also gonna move away from Lietevesi this month...

TERTTU:
 I heard Taisto gots some job from Lievestuore, and they're now
gonna move there.

RITU:
 They've been gossipin' aboot' that, right...

HEIKKI:
 But still, we had to stand 'em for far too many years here
in Hautataipale, bloody hell.

VEERA:
 But should we also get goin' already?

wArlord:
 Yeah, let's go.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 I also think ya should leave!

MoTHeR FuCKeR:
 Allright, let's do it then. Am I gonna drive first?

KALLE:
 Yeah, ye can, 'cause I'm sure ye know the way at least up to
Kiuruvesi...

MoTHeR FuCKeR:
 Sure.

KALLE:
 Once we reach there, we can lead the way there, so ye know where to
go.

wArlord:
 Yeah, I can then look at the map there so that we can find the
place.

RITU:
 So, nuffin' but good trip to y'all, and be careful with the drivin'!

TERTTU:
 And Kassu, call me tonight so we know that yer safe!!

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Okey then, I'm gonna call ye...

TERTTU:
 My last birdie is leavin' the nest! My goodness!!

RITU:
 And mine too...

TERTTU:
 Yer always welcome back to us, Kassu! We'd make ye some
mashed potatoes, meatballs, rice pies and -

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Yeah...

MARJATTA:
 And Jussi tool, call to us tonight from Kiuruvesi so we also
know yer safe!

wArlord:
 Yeah, I guess there's some phonebooth there to call from...

HEIKKI:
 So, good lifetimes to everbody of y'all!

wArlord:
 Same to y'all too...

DaRK FuCKeR:
 Bye bye then! I'm gonna miss y'all so terribly much, especially mummy
and daddy!!

TERTTU:
 I'm also gonna miss y'all! And remember y'all in my prayers...

DaRK FuCKeR:
 And LONG LIVE 
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
!!! Even if we were at the edges of the world,
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
 FOREVER!!!

Traktori poistuu.

TERTTU:
 Oh my goodness there, my lord Jesus! I wonder how Kassu's gonna
fare there in the big world...

RITU:
 I guess he's gonna fare all right, 'cause he found his way back
from Pirttimäki even...

TERTTU:
 Well, I don't reckon Iisalmi is any more dangerous than
Pirttimäki...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Fuck's sake, did everyone else leave before us? Even though we
should've been da first to leave!!

OH7MO:
 It'd seem so, yeah. So, maybe we should then go too...

RITU:
 Byebye then, Mika and Osmo... and call me once y'all be there!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Okay, okay, dammit.

OH7MO:
 Well, let's be in contact then, like in the evening from Raimo's
place.

RITU:
 Allrighty then... good life to Osmo too, and I promise I try to
visit y'all in Helsinki in the autumn -

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 NOW LET'S GO! GOODBYE, FUCKIN' LIETEVESI!!!

...

TERTTU:
 I wonder how's even Mika's gonna fare there in the capital...?

MARJATTA:
 I'm maybe worrin' the most aboot him. 'Cause he ain't got even
naw true friends there...

RITU:
 Well, at least he's got Osmo as a friend, and we know that Osmo
can fare well even under bigger troubles...

MARJATTA:
 Let's hope for the best...

TERTTU:
 Oh, these days of sorrow, my Lord! All the tiny birdies of the
village flew out of the nest! Hautataipale is not what it used to be...

MARJATTA:
 Well, we're now gettin' to start new lives too, naw need to
look after the kids all the time anymaw.

RITU:
 Well, that's a point, yeah... but I'm still gonna miss 'em so much!

== Osmon autossa ==

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Well, as a matter of fact I've got some quite sad feelings.

OH7MO:
 Yeah, I was reckonin' ye might have...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Fuck, it was so fuckin' hard not to cry, when all yar friends are
leavin' and ya don't even know when yar gonna see 'em da next time...

OH7MO:
 Well, I guess I almost dropped some hidden tears there too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Hey, fuck, it's da Keitele border! Couldya stop there?

OH7MO:
 Oh? Well, let's stop there then...

== Rajakyltillä ==

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Fuck's sake, there's now a sign there too, that stands Pielavesi instead
of Lietevesi...

OH7MO:
 Yeah, it does, right when the year started they installed 'em new
signs at the old Lietevesi borders...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 But I still feel like leavin' one thing here at the border, or
just at the Lietevesi side of the border...

OH7MO:
 Oh?

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Don't ya happen to have a shovel or sumthing to dig da dirt with?

OH7MO:
 What's ye gonna try to do?

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 I think I could bury the master key here, I mean, the Sceptre of
Eliteness.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 So, if there's ever gonna rise a proper crew in Lietevesi, then
we could tell 'em where to find da key.

OH7MO:
 Well. I don't reckon I've got shovels or nuffin', 'cause that's not
the kinda stuff ya need in a city...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Fuck's sake, I'm gonna dig by hand then!

OH7MO:
 I could find ye some plastic box so ye could put the key there
so that it wouldna take rust...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Okay, find it quickly then.

OH7MO:
 Allright.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 I don't actually believe Lietevesi's ever gonna leave outta me no
matter how I try. I'm so grown into Listajengi and CWU...

OH7MO:
 Yeah, I guess ye got a very nice childhood in Lietevesi. But it's
the time for ye to go forward in yer life...

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah. Those days are gone now, but it's better to finish 'em well so
they won't haunt ya! I'm never gonna fuckin' come back to this place ever!

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 NO MATTER HOW I MISSED THIS PLACE, I'M NOT FUCKIN' GONNA COME BACK!!!
AND THIS DECISION IS FINAL, GODDAMMIT!!!

OH7MO:
 Have ye already filled the hole again?

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 Yeah, I guess it's all okay now.

OH7MO:
 Allrighty then, so let's get back to the car then.

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 GOODBYE, LIETEVESI!! GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf:
 BUT, C00LeS WaReZ UNiON FOREVER!!!

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