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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x8B =========
DaTE: 1997-06-06 aT 16:26
LoCATi0N: hAutATAiPALEeN aLa-aStEeN PiHA
pREsENT: dArK sTuFfEr . mR.mEgAsTuFf. wArlord . Othra ===========================================================================
== Lietevesi ==
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What's da time?
wArlord: Nearly half past four...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da fuckin' fags promised to be here by three o'clock!!
wArlord: I reckon they're just late, stuff always happens -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I think they've just been prankin' on us and are never gonna come. Who wouldn't, with all of our lamer reputations...
OONA: Yeah, I'm a bit afraid of that too...
dArK sTuFfEr: I do not believe cULT oF pOWER would ever do that to us. I trust in mINDeAGLE's word like bedrock.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, ya can spend da whole weeken' trustin in it, dammit!!
wArlord: I reckon we should've taken the train, like Sam did...
dArK sTuFfEr: TF has a GSM telephone. We could call it and inquire their current position.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Where in da fuck could we even call 'em from? At least I'm not gonna go back home for that. Besides, they'd just continue -
dArK sTuFfEr: The Alarastas family lives less than two hundred metres from this school building, in case you have forgotten.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't even count is as an option! I'm not fuckin' gonna beg some fuckin' ARJA KÄRKKÄINEN-ALARASTAS -
dArK sTuFfEr: You would not need to come there. I can manage the task alone.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay then, dammit.
OONA: But it'd be good to have some inside location to wait at, in case it starts to rain or sump'n.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'd rather like sit in the rain than stay waitin' at Sam's mum's place without Sam, dammit!
wArlord: We can always say that we need to configure Frontline and she shouldna disturb.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Some rain wouldn't even matter really, 'coz we ain't got no computers with us that could break from it...
OONA: Oh? I thought you'd taken at least yar own computer with ya, 'coz yar movin' to Helsinki on the same trip...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, who cares, I'd never manage to carry it alone anyway. Osmo's gonna take it to Helsinki later in summer.
OONA: Gosh! What wouldya do in Helsinki with no computer or nuffin'?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm sure there's a lot to do in Helsinki in any case! If I wanna be on the net, I can always go to Kirjakaapeli...
OONA: Okay.
dArK sTuFfEr: Apparently there was nobody present in the apartment.
wArlord: Didn't I say that their Lada was not in the yard?
dArK sTuFfEr: No, you did not.
wArlord: Oh, well, maybe I was then just reckonin' aboot maybe possibly goin' to say...
dArK sTuFfEr: Besides, the Lada would have lacked for many other reasons. After all, it oftern requires service operations -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Didn't Sam say sumthingt like Arja would be checkin' out some other apartment this weekend?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yes, I think he mentioned that option.
OONA: Yeah, right, she's now movin' to downtown Pielavesi now...
wArlord: Sounds a bit vainful to move just forty clicks closer to yer job, it's not a too long trip after all...
dArK sTuFfEr: I have understood there are other reasons as well. Hannu already left Arja in the previous year, and the apartment is too large for one person.
wArlord: Well, in this village it wouldna really matter if ye've got some extra space...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it'd be all different in somplace like Helsinki, where every square meter costs a damn heap.
wArlord: Hey chaps, look what's comin' there. Ain't we seen that there Saab afore -
dArK sTuFfEr: Yes, indeed.
pHASERhAWK: Hi there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hi...
mINDeAGLE: Ultimately meaningful greetings to you, O elitest crew of Lietevesi, O successors of the ancient sagely chain of Lietevesi.
dArK sTuFfEr: Greetings to you too, our honourable predecessor crew.
wArlord: Seems it's Picture Planet's own van, the other car.
pHASERhAWK: Well, TF's gotta have sump'n to move his servers and other stuff with...
TF: Howdy-hoe.
wArlord: Hoe to ye too...
TF: Seems y'all ain't got lotsa baggage, right?
dArK sTuFfEr: None of use saw a substantial reason to include computer equipment in their baggage.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Besides, it's FUCKIN LAME to take a computer with ya for a party!! Maybe besides if ya've got some prod to finish -
dRAGONcROW: It ain't really that simple -
mINDeAGLE: Not indeed. Especially if one can, for instance, create local fields of Amiga eliteness in the midst of PC lameness.
TF: Yeah. We took several computers this time now that we've got the Hiace. Three different Amigas, and PP's old SPARCstation...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, ofcoz it's okay to take a computer if it's none of da Quake-lamer peecee crap.
TF: But would we get on the road already? We're a bit late of the schedule after all...
wArlord: Yeah, let's go. We'd actually been waitin' nearly two extra hours here on the elementary school yard.
TF: We'd actually sent y'all a message on IRC from the road that we're gonna be late...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I didn't notice nuffin', and I checked da IRC just before we left!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. I assume we had already moved to our standby position at the time, in order to ensure we would not be late.
TF: Yeah, right, maybe I've gotten too used to my Communicator already and started to assume ya can reach anybody on IRC anytime...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya can hardly expect that someone of us could afford some fuckin' Communicator!
TF: Yeah, I dinna even reckon that for real -
wArlord: But maybe we could buy 'em for oll of us, once our crew's magickians get to predict the next week's Lotto numbers...
mINDeAGLE: cULT oF pOWER has never succeeded in Lotto predictions, the chaotic butterfly factors are too strong.
dArK sTuFfEr: We have not seriously attempted it either. I assume wArlord's comment was merely a so-called humorous remark -
wArlord: Actually we dunno aboot Kassu what's he been doin' lately. After all, he ain't in our crew anymaw -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I'd also expect him to use his prediction skills for sumthing like that! Even his mom and dad -
wArlord: Well, I reckon that if he had that kind of skill, he'd rather visit the year two-thousand and check it out...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ofcoz he'd do that first, but maybe then get to da Lotto numbaz.
TF: But could we get on the road aleady? One of the CWU fellas can get in the HiAce and the other there can get the backseat of Juho's Saab.
WALORD: I can get the HiAce.
TF: Allrighty then...
== Matkalla ==
pHASERhAWK: Seems the Kesoil's changed into a Neste here too.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It changed last fall already, right? Ya should've seen, 'coz ya visited our party after it.
pHASERhAWK: Well, yeah, maybe I just never noticed it or even got past it.
mINDeAGLE: Even in general, it seems that the characteristics of central Lietevesi have considerably altered after our previous visit.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it was winter then, and now it's summer -
mINDeAGLE: I am now discussing the energetic characteristics. Pielavesi occupation has generated a field entirely different from the old Lietevesi one.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, sumthing like that then...
dArK sTuFfEr: Do describe the vibrational characteristics of the energetic contrast in more detail. I have only observed this indirectly from dreams.
mINDeAGLE: With pleasure. Let us begin with the lower sphere-harmonic spectral groups and the vectors of the odd-ordered harmonics...
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I just wanna ask if ya think we're total lamers nowadays?
mINDeAGLE: Why do you assume so? We would not have transferred our mandate to you, if that were the case.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean, like, d'ya now regard us differently, after we spoiled our reputation with da Generator Party...
pHASERhAWK: I think we'd spoiled ours exactly the same way, if we'd gotten to have the party we were plannin' to have back in 1993...
mINDeAGLE: Indeed. Fortunately, headmaster Lipponen remembered CGK's party far too well at the time.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh...
mINDeAGLE: I would rather say we have more respect on you than we used to. Especially after Vornas-Heikki named you his followers.
pHASERhAWK: Yeah, we think you're really the elitest dudes of this century. You're even far above us at magick...
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Uhuhuh, did that sign actually read "LAMUJOKI"??
OONA: I think it did...
pHASERhAWK: Yeah, we've been laughin' at the sign too, whenever we've taken this way towards the northern parties...
mINDeAGLE: It would have definitely been miserable to spend our childhoods in Lamujoki rather than eLiTEvesi.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuckin' eLITEvesi...
dArK sTuFfEr: Have you not noticed it earlier, mR.mEgAsTuFf, that "liete" and "elite" are anagrammatic?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: No, I ain't...
OONA: I ain't noticed that either...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But Lietevesi's fuckin' lame anyway, no matter what kinda CYBER FUTURE WAREZ anagrams ya got outta its name, dammit!!
mINDeAGLE: It is not merely about anagrammatic numerology, but astral energy concentrations as well. Let us take the Pirttimäki area, for instance...
...
pHASERhAWK: I heard the party's at a different location than last year.
mINDeAGLE: Affirmative. The location is called "Oulu sports house".
pHASERhAWK: Do you know how to drive there?
mINDeAGLE: Affirmative. I have stored all the relevant maps in my photographic memory.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, photographic memory ya say...
== Urheilutalon pihalla ==
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It looks like a better place than the school they had last year.
myXTer: Hi...
dArK sTuFfEr: Greetings.
dRAGONcROW: Howdy-ho to ye too...
myXTer: So, it took a bit longer from you.
TF: Well, we had such a good chance now to get some proper gear with us, so it took a bit longer to pack 'em all up.
mINDeAGLE: I believe that especially the SPARCstation shall shine as a bright beacon of eliteness in the midst of all the PC CISC darkness.
TF: Yeah, I can expect that even a bit lamer guy can respect it, after all 'twas evn Jyrki J.J. Kasvi's dream computer a few years back...
mINDeAGLE: Indeed.
TF: But could we go in and buy the tickets and then carry the stuff in?
pHASERhAWK: Yeah, let's go.
wArlord: But what aboot Sam? Had a good time in the train?
myXTer: Well, quite moderate, the express train was so full of sceners had I had to sit in the corridor...
wArlord: So, ye dinna go to the conductor car this time?
myXTer: Well, there was a more uptight conductor this time, who didn't even let us be there...
wArlord: Yeah, right. So, that's why picked "quite moderate"?
myXTer: Yeah.
wArlord: Look, it's MAHTI that's gotten here as well!
myXTer: Well, they've actually been here since yesterday already -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And there's schistic and DiCKiNSTASiAki with 'em too!!
OONA: Let's go say hi to 'em right now!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Greetings.
schistic: Oh, those came too.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, hi there.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, whatta fuck? Why ain't ya wearin' CWU hoodies?!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, we weren't interested in bein' spittoons for the scene...
schistic: Yeah, and I ain't even been that intersted in considerin' myself a CWU member.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, MAHTI's always better than CWU, anytime!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: MAHTI!!!
YRJÖMESTARI: MAHTI!!!
schistic: MAHTI!!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: MAHTI is actually a RELAXED crew with some attitude!! CWU's is all too posin'...
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Right! If we ever decided to organize a party, we'd never get to be all Nazi 'bout da rules or nuffin'!
YRJÖMESTARI: I also reckoned last year that y'all would be relaxed doodz, but then came da Generator party...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Yeah, then y'all revealed yar real pissheadness with that failure of a party of yars.
wArlord: I reckon all the piss was in mR.mEgAsTuFf's head -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK YA THERE DAMMIT! YA WERE ALSO LICKIN' DA HEADMASTERS'S ASS ALL DA TIME!!
QCLR: So, what happened there at Generator?
PORKKALA: Well, they were all uptight 'bout some vain rules, and EVEN THAT wasna enuff for the headmaster who came to stop it!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Right, I don't wanna be in the same crew with anybody who can spoil a party SO TOTALLY!!
schistic: Yeah, not indeed.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, da both of ya have actually gotten outta CWU and NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO TELL US 'BOUT IT!??
wArlord: Y'all could've told us, so we could've updated our infofiles and other stuff...
dArK sTuFfEr: Besides, you are even on our IRC channel that is primarily reserved for CWU members.
DiCKiNSTASiA: That's EXACTLY the kinda rule shit ye've been havin' all the time dammit!
myXTer: I've also started to think about leavin' the crew...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya too!? FUCKIN' TRAITOR-LAMER DAMMIT!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I wish you would abstain from resigning for now. After all, we are celebrating our last days of common lifetime.
myXTer: Well, maybe I should tell you my final decision after the weekend.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA FUCKIN' FAG DAMMIT! WE AIN'T NEVER GONNA FORGIVE YAR CREW TRAITORY!!!
KGB1: Seems yar quite dickheaded folks indeed.
QCLR: Yeah, I wouldn't even wanna smoke a joint when yar present, 'cause ya'd probably call the cops...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE FUCKIN' WOULD NOT!!!
schistic: Could we get away from those folks, to not spoil our relaxed atmosphere...
QCLR: Yeah, let's go.
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Okay, I'm takin' da kilju.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bloody-fuckin'-dammit! It's YAR FAULT that we've got so much negative fame that even our normal partyboozepals don't accept us anymore!!!
wArlord: I reckon 'twas mostly yer own fuckin' fault -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT FUCKIN' WASN'T!! NOW SHUT UP DAMMIT!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I assume cULT oF pOWER still accepts our company.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Did they get in already?
wArlord: Yeah, I reckon they just got their gear moved in there.
dArK sTuFfEr: I'd be interested in seeing TF's SPARCstation, as I have never seen a Sun computer before.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we can very well get in.
wArlord: Allright...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: HEY, WHATTA FUCK!? LOOK WHAT'S IT SAYIN' IN THAT PAPER!!!
QUAKE TURNAUS
dArK sTuFfEr: Totally peculiar and enraging.
wArlord: Well, it's maybe just some clown havin' some Quake tournament here at the party. Dunno if it matters so much -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I think it means that they've TURNED DA WHOLE FUCKIN' PARTY into some goddamn QUAKE TOURNAMENT, for da fuck's sake!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. We were expecting to be escaping the rottening Pielavesi energy to Oulu, but it has already reached Oulu.
wArlord: I don't reckon it's now aboot just Pielavesi energies but some wider trends...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, goddammit. Da whole fuckin' world's gettin' lamer...
wArlord: Well, there's still the compos and Amiga dudes and all there here at Abduction? No reason to get so angry aboot that -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOT FUCKIN' GONNA PAY FOR A TICKET FOR SOME PARTY THAT ADVERTISES BEIN' SOME FUCKIN' "QUAKE TOURNAMENT"!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I am planning to boycott the event as well.
OONA: I'm not anymore interested about the party at all either.
dArK sTuFfEr: But at least you can get in for free, so you can at least go in and check if our assumptions are correct.
OONA: Well, okay, maybe I could offer myself to that...
wArlord: But where did y'all plan to spend the night, if y'all don't plan to pay for the ticket?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I guess there's warm enuff here in da yard too...
wArlord: But what aboot if it starts rainin'?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, then I'd take the nighttrain to Helsinki and not spend any more time 'round these hoods dammit!!
dArK sTuFfEr: We could also access the partyplace from a locked door or in invisibility, in case we need a place to sleep in.
wArlord: I reckon the only one of us here with lock-pickin' skills would be Kassu...
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. So, invisibility would be our only option.
wArlord: We would need Kassu for that too, 'cause he's the only one of us who can become invisible without a computer...
dArK sTuFfEr: If I am not getting in, I intend to spend the whole night outside if necessary. I am also ready to travel back to Savonia by train.
wArlord: So, yar gettin' all martyr now.
OONA: Hey, listen to me...
wArlord: Whatta?
OONA: I guess it's an emergency now!!
wArlord: Oh, why so?
OONA: There's Kassu and the rest of the CLAN ZERO gang in there!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya've gotta be kiddin'!?
wArlord: I reckon there were just some folks who look the same...
OONA: No, THEY WERE 'EM FOR REAL! They said hi to me, and then we talked a little!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FOR DA FUCK'S SAKE THEN!! WHATTA FUCK ARE THAT KINDA DOODZ DOIN' AT A DEMOPARTY DAMMIT!??
DaRK FuCKeR: We're among the organizers...
wArlord: Whatta bloody fuckin' bulldung once again!??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck wouldya be organizin' here!?
DaRK FuCKeR: CLAN ZERO's organizin' the Quake tournament as it says in the paper on the wall, and we're also helpin' out with ticket sales and -
HENCCA: Oh, look, it's our town's scenedicks who've also gotten here.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Listen to me now, there's many more scenedicks than us! Just look at all the people there sittin' on the grass -
MIKAEL: They don't matter at all right now!
DaRK FuCKeR: Right. We've now got our own Quake tournament in there, and it's gonna give us protection against all scene energies!
QUAKEMAN: Hey, are ya people from CLAN ZERO?
HENCCA: Yeah, we are, except those guys are just some irrelevant campers from our school.
MIKAEL: They're some demoscene losers who've still got some 386s you can't even run Quake with!
QUAKEMAN: Uhuhuh, they sound like some fuckin' irrelevant dudes! How do they even DARE to come to a Quake LAN party if they ain't even -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT'S FUCKIN' ENUFF DAMMIT! LET'S GET DA FUCK' OUTTA HERE AND LEAVE ALL DA FUCKIN' GAMER MONGOLOIDS!!!
...
MIKAEL: Don't care about those losers, they're just jealus.
QUAKEMAN: Yeah, it's quite miserable to be jealous about that somebody's computer runs Quake...
JONETZU: Uhuhuhuh!!
...
wArlord: That's enough, right!! I'm not at all interested anymaw if that kind arrogant fuckheads take our demoparty to themselves, dammit!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, so I guess we now agree that we've gotta get da FUCK outta here now?
wArlord: Right, I don't reckon there's much to see aroond here anymaw.
dArK sTuFfEr: Are you going to leave for the railway station immediately, mR.mEgAsTuFf?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. I'm gonna get to da station RIGHT NOW and take da next train to Helsinki -
dArK sTuFfEr: I might remind you that your baggage is still in the cargo hold of TF's van.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Didn't I take it out?
dArK sTuFfEr: As far as I remember you did not, as you wanted to join in the MAHTI company.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right, god-fuckin'-dammi!
wArlord: Well, let's open the hatch and take 'em out? -
dArK sTuFfEr: I believe all the doors are locked.
wArlord: Oh, yeah, right, we're in a city now, ofcos they're locked.
OONA: I could go and find TF inside and then ask him to open the door.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, but be quick with it, so I wouldn't blow up from irritation in da meantime!!
OONA: Okay, I'll try...
dr.TREmolo: Fuck's sake, aren't those folk da CWU fuckheads who organized da SHITTIEST PARTY EVER!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, ya weren't even there, for da fuck's sake!?
WHaLERiDER: We trust in what it says in da partyreports!
KITY: Yeah, if some veterans like Doomrapers declare Generator as da shittiest party ever, then at least I'm gonna believe it -
dr.TREmolo: Yeah, we made a good decision to not go there! But just feelin' bad 'bout da people who did...
ELECTRON: Yeah, yer really bad feelin' for a reason...
dr.TREmolo: I mean fuck's sake! WHY DO THAT KINDA LAMEPARTY ORGANIZERS EVEN DARE TO SHOW UP AT PARTIES ANYMORE, DAMMIT!!
WHaLERiDER: Right, dammit! People like ya should be fuckin' banned from every fuckin' party...
KITY: Could we getta fuck outta here? No reason to waste our party feelings to trash like that...
ELECTRON: Yeah, let's go.
BREADER: FUCKIN' CWU LAMERS DAMMIT!! FUCK OFF!!
GRIMSON: Fuck it, all da parties are becoming that kinda PC-lamer vectorgame events just because of THAT KINDA LAMERS!!
DOME: FUCK OFF, ALL Y'ALL FUCKIN' CWU LAMERS!!
wArlord: I reckon we should like move behind the van or sump'n, so that the sceners wouldna see us...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, lets' go there.
OONA: Now we're gettin' our stuff out...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was 'bout time dammit!!
TF: Well, we had some negotiation to do first...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, but not anymore. So open da hatch right now dammit!!
mINDeAGLE: It seems to me that you have not yet purchased your entrance tickets.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, and we fuckin' won't dammit! WE'RE GETTIN' DA FUCK OUTTA HERE!!
mINDeAGLE: It sounds like a rational decision. In the interior, there is an untolerably strong, maybe even fatal field of PC lameness present.
dArK sTuFfEr: Most interesting. Could you describe this field, on the level of individual vibrations, for example?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOT FUCKIN' NOW -
mINDeAGLE: The vibrational characteristics resemble previous Assembly but also involves a strong "Pielavesi" component.
wArlord: Whaddya mean "Pielavesi component"?
mINDeAGLE: By "Pielavesi" I am referring to the kind of energy I previously sensed in central Lietevesi.
wArlord: But 'twas just downtown, and not like Hautataipale?
mINDeAGLE: The field only seemed to cover the urban centre - at least for now.
wArlord: But what's y'all gonna do with all the PC-lamer energy that's inside? Would y'all spend the whole party outside?
mINDeAGLE: I would recommend that we remain as remote to the partyplace as possible.
TF: Right, dunno if it's worthy to stay outside either. Let's like go to some pub and pick up some Oulu girls...
pHASERhAWK: I also know about a couple of IRC girls I could ask to join us...
dRAGONcROW: But I reckon that quite a big part of the IRC girls have alrady been lured into this party...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I'm not gonna disappoint myself with some local sluts anymore! I'm gonna take da next train to Helsinki and NEVER COME BACK!!
wArlord: And the rest of us would maybe get back to Lietevesi as soon as we can.
dArK sTuFfEr: We shall not be able to reach the next local train, so we shall have to spend the night somewhere else.
TF: Well, come and join us in the pub...
dArK sTuFfEr: None of us is eighteen yet nor possess fake identification documents.
TF: Fuck's sake then. Should we then start ridin' back towards Savo already...
mINDeAGLE: I strongly support this idea.
dRAGONcROW: Yeah, that'd be the best option. Even Kuopio is full of IRC girls if ye want 'em...
pHASERhAWK: There ain't any many of 'em there as in Oulu.
TF: But anyway, I'm gonna start puttin' our gear back to the van. Y'all can join me if y'all like...
mINDeAGLE: I can relieve my badge to someone else, as I have no intentions for going back inside.
wArlord: Could we get a ride from y'all to the other way too?
TF: We did agree that we can give y'all the ride both ways...
wArlord: Okey-dokey then.
OONA: It ended up quite a short party then.
mINDeAGLE: It is indeed regrettable that a party with a reputation as good as this one has filled up with so poisonous energy.
pHASERhAWK: Mutta onhan tässä koko viikonloppu aikaa kuitenkin. Me suunniteltiin tuolla sisällä että voitas jatkaa partyilyy siellä Lietevveillä sitten...
wArlord: Really?
mINDeAGLE: Affirmative. There are abandoned houses suitable for the purpose at least in Vääräpää, even though Öökkölä is no longer available.
OONA: Hey, could I fit in yar party too?
wArlord: I might be also interested...
dArK sTuFfEr: Absolutely.
pHASERhAWK: We actually planned to ask you if you'd come to join our continuation party if you're not interested in the Oulu one...
mINDeAGLE: You are all absolutely welcome to ELiTEVESi FiNAL GATHERiNG. mR.mEgAsTuFf But I'm not gonna come there! I'm gonna go to da station to wait for the next Helsinki train RIGHT NOW!!
wArlord: Hey, come on, ye should also be there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I FUCKIN' WON'T!
pHASERhAWK: We already invitet the CGK folks too. And are also tryin' to get some other oldskool posse in...
dRAGONcROW: Yeah, some TRUE oldskool and not any Asm winner kids!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not anymore interested in any Lietevesi parties, no matter who ya invite there, dammit!
mINDeAGLE: I prognose that EFG is going to remain as the most notable Backward-Savonian party for over a century.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. You would probably spend the rest of your life regretting not participating EFG.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MY DECISION IS MINE, DAMMIT!
wArlord: Whatta hell wouldye even be doin' there in Helsinki? Sweatin' in some flat in the middle of summer with yer uptight cousin...
OONA: Yeah, and even without your own computer or room or nuffin'!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'd already been orientin' towards gettin' da fuck outta Lietevesi for life...
dArK sTuFfEr: I believe that EFG is going to be a much more powerful way to say goodbye than Abduction'97 could ever have been.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay. But I'm still gonna think 'bout it for a while, okay?
dArK sTuFfEr: Please take the required time. However, all the rational facts support coming to EFG.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, there's gonna be CGK, COP and CWU there?
mINDeAGLE: Affirmative, all the groups of the Lietevesi sagely continuum that ever participated in the demoscene, from the first one to the last one.
OONA: Heck I'm so excited, that sounds like a damn historic party already!! I'd never skip it!!
DRBLOOD: Howdy. Is this one possible ride to the ELiTEVESi party?
wArlord: I reckon our seats are all full already...
TF: I guess somebody there's still room for one or two secret passengers in the back.
OONA: Hey, Sam, are ya comin' too?
myXTer: Yeah, I also decided that I don't wanna skip that...
TF: Allright then, so jump in with the bags...
myXTer: I'd actually take the train, 'cause I already have the return ticket -
dArK sTuFfEr: There are no more suitable trains tonight.
myXTer: Well, I'm gonna take tomorrow's morning train then. There's the whole weekend for the party anyway...
dArK sTuFfEr: I respect your decision, if you indeed stand behind it. But I would remind you that the journey is also an important part of a party.
mINDeAGLE: Indeed.
dRAGONcROW: Well, we ain't forcin' ye. At least we can now offer yer place to some other CGK dude...
myXTer: Yeah, I was thinking about that somebody might need it more than I do...
TF: Now we've got all the stuff back in. So, what aboot gettin' on the road again?
dRAGONcROW: Ye don't really seem to be in a condition for drivin' anymaw.
TF: Who cares, 'cause yer still sober...
dRAGONcROW: I've actually taken one beer already!
wArlord: Fuck's sake with y'all once again!
pHASERhAWK: Well, if we don't have the other driver, then maybe I could try...
TF: Allright, good that we found the driver!
pHASERhAWK: I've only had my driver's licence for a few months, so -
TF: Höpöhöpö, myö muut voejjaan kyllä neuvvoo sinnuu sitte. Jotta rohkeesti vuan kuskimpenkille siitä...
wArlord: If Marko were still alive, I'm sure he could've drive the van, 'cause he'd be eighteen already...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Unless he'd joined in da fuckin' traitor-lamer posse.
wArlord: Oh, yeah, right, fuck's sake.
TF: Who's takin' the Saab and who's takin' the HiAce?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I could swap da seats with wArlord now...
wArlord: So, ye already decided to come with us to Lietevesi?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I believe that if we're really gonna have a once-in-a-lifetime supermeeting with CWU and COP and CGK, then I guess I must...
wArlord: Right, I had been reckonin' all the time that ye wouldna dare to missi t!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' BOOZE ON!! Fuckin' ELiTEVESi FiNAL GATHERiNG dammit!
wArlord: But yeah, I'm okey with comin' to the Saab's backseat this time.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it's yar turn then to get pissed off by Stuffie's and Mindie's occult discussions...
wArlord: Well, at least it's different from the Unix talk the HiAce was full...
mINDeAGLE: But let us start the journey. We have two GSM telephones, so we can negotiate on additional stops if necessary.
TF: Yeah, let's go.
dRAGONcROW: We could like stop at the Vaskikello Neste for a fuel-up if we need to...
TF: Yeah, but let's call later. Now, everbody get in the vehicles, and fuckin' ELiTEVESi FiNAL GATHERiNG dammit!!
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