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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x57 --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1995-10-27 at 20:00
location ...... hoenttoelae abandoned house, hautataipale, lietevesi
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
nEopardy / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wHitedodge / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mR.mEgAsTuFf / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DOODZ, HEY! YOO-HOO!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOW HERE! DIDYA HEAR!? I KNOW YAR HERE!
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf OF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What?
kHanatik: ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN - THE GROUP THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CONQUER THE WHOLE WORLD UNDER ITS FIST?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I'm sure...
kHanatik: "ARE YOU SURE, Y/N?"
mR.mEgAsTuFf: God-fuckin'-dammit... goddamn Y!
kHanatik: ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WANT TO UNDERGO A FURNACE TEST INTENDED FOR THOSE WISHING TO JOIN cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What 'bout an answer like Y!
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf, you must drink the contents of this container!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Damn ya man, ya made up such a fuckin' mild rite! Ya should've offered at least sumthing like blowjobs or shit-eatin', dammit...
kHanatik: Do not criticise the rite before you have finished it.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, there's gonna be sumthing else after this, well okay then dammit!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug glug glug*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' yuck, it's like some moldy moss in here!!
kHanatik: Do finish it.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug glug glug*
wHitedodge: Don't we others get it at all?
kHanatik: There is another container for the rest of us.
wArlord: And then there's a few canisters more of quite ordinary kilju.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm so helluva nauseated by that taste... and ya voluntarily wanna drink that even yarsef, WaRe FuCKeR??
wHitedodge: I'm wHitedodge.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' wHitedodge then...
wArlord: Have ye already picked a chaos handle for yerself?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Can't I just fuckin' be just mR.mEgAsTuFf in Chaos as well, dammit?
wHitedodge: It's so unfair if ye wouldna change, 'cause we had to change ours too!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug glug glug*
wArlord: Of course, if ye don't wanna yer handle be too unlike, ye could be sumthang like mR.mEgAwAnKeR...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK OFF WITH YER WANKERS GODDAMMIT!!!
wArlord: Heheheh...
kHanatik: Changing the handle is by no means necessary. schistic and DiCKiNSTASiA are using their normal handles in Chaos.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Good then... What if I just kept my own handle then.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Finished that shit-tasting pigwash now.
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf, I hereby declare you a member of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay... so, the whole rite's now over?
kHanatik: Affirmate, but your membership shall not be valid until you still want membership tomorrow.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, there's still sumthing really crooky comin' up!! Okay!
wArlord: But nevertheless, welcome back to our posse.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Thanks for that...
wHitedodge: Could we others start boozin' the special kilju already, pleeeze??
kHanatik: Be my guests.
wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!
wArlord: I'm openin' that bottle now... right there.
wHitedodge: Why ain't it burstin' all over??
wArlord: Well, it's just what's left from the last batch, mixed to ordinary kilju...
wHitedodge: Allrighty!
wHitedodge: *glug glug*
kHanatik: *glug glug*
wArlord: I guess I'd be all fine with ordinary kilju tihs time. Lemme open that bottle...
nEopardy: Yeah, just take all the special kilju, I'm just takin' the normal one too...
wArlord: *glug glug*
wHitedodge: So, we're gonna get the rest of the special kilju with just Jyri then!
wHitedodge: *glug glug*
kHanatik: *glug glug*
wArlord: Here's some for ye too, Sam.
nEopardy: *glug glug*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But now that I'm in yer crew, could ya now tell 'bout yar secrets? Like, whatta fuck did ya do to Rauno...
kHanatik: A program we call "Rauno-killer" flashes on the screen some of the most hardcore gore pictures we have found.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And that made him drool and wiggle and get fuckin' many weeks of sickleave?
kHanatik: We have developed tolerance, as we have traded a remarkable amount of gore pictures.
kHanatik: For Rauno, on the other hand, they are a new and shocking matter. He is old, but not enough to have been in the war.
wHitedodge: I started to be a bit sick from just seein' a glimpse of it!! I heard it's from MindBuilder, the rhythm pattern there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MindBuilder?
wHitedodge: Don't ye know MindBuilderii??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I might've heard some of ya mention it at school...
kHanatik: It is an Amiga-only software designated for developing magickal skills and other mental powers.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, it exists for real then!! Would it work in my A500?
kHanatik: It could work, at least partially.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Couldya copy it to me if I give ya the disks?
kHanatik: I find your proposition completely acceptable.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, great!
wArlord: I heard Rauno had gotten at least a month of sickleave.
kHanatik: Maybe we might now be able to get him completely displaced from the position of computing teacher.
kHanatik: This is good, as after this we no longer have any enemies left in this municipality -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what 'bout Mikko and Jani's gang...?
wArlord: We made peace with them.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ye mean, ain't we no more in an eternal war against the town-dwellers!?
wArlord: Wouldye wanna be then?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ofcoz I would!!
wArlord: Ye yerself were fuckin' takin' part in some town moped gang boozings dammit -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'D BE IN WAR WITH THEM 'COZ THEY'RE SOME FUCKIN' SHITFACES WHO DON'T ACCEPT MY WITCHDOCTOR SKILLZ!!
wArlord: Ye were still buddies with 'em, don't try to slip outta it now...
wHitedodge: Have ye been doin' some witchdoctor stuff to them!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, err, I've a bit pretended that I was activatin' their voodoo dolls...
wHitedodge: Oh, yeah, right, okey! Did it work?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't believe so...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But yeah, that peace is all okay for me, but we're gonna win the gettin'-laid challenge dammit!!
kHanatik: There is no getting-laid contest currently active either.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK, DIDYA GIVE IT ALL UP ALREADY!?!
kHanatik: Mikko and Jani accepted stalemate.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck it then! And I didn't manage to get laid at all dammit!! But I'm still goin' on with that, no matter what ya say 'bout it!!
kHanatik: No one is preventing you.
wArlord: Many of us others still have that goal left too, yeah, but ye don't hafta write it down in our official program, dammit.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what 'bout if they believe they're somehow better pussymen than we are!! We should ensure our victory -
kHanatik: We would not have to concentrate on ensuring our victory, since we shall be getting laid nevertheless due to our strengthening withcraft.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay then dammit.
kHanatik: Our current primary opponent is Wampires, who has lately been demostrating their strength against cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
wArlord: I ain't gotten to find out well if they're now enemies or not.
wArlord: Sometimes they're usin' bugs to backdoor into our boards, and sometimes they're all buddies with us...
nEopardy: An opponent doesn't have to be an enemy...
kHanatik: Wampires is likely considering us a good opponent that helps them develop their skills.
kHanatik: Maybe we should consider adopting this kind of relation with Wampires as well.
wHitedodge: So, we ain't tryin' to kill 'em then??
kHanatik: It is important to keep Finnish magick scene strong. Permanently removing Wampires from there would merely weaken it.
wHitedodge: Oh, right, 'cause they don't get born again very fast... on the IRC ye can just reconnect if ye get killed!!
wHitedodge: Did y'all manage to take back that #cwu channel, by the way...?
nEopardy: Yeah, we got the ops there by riding a split, and then put a key on the channel, and used a script to permanently ban Wampires...
kHanatik: It might be a good idea for us to strengthen our bot defence even more. Have you tried out that Eggdrop?
nEopardy: Yeah, that looks a bit more stable than those ircII bots. We could put a couple of them on #cwu from a couple of different hosts...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, is that crew of yars now just some witchcraft and IRC rivarly crew? Sounds quite retarded I think...
kHanatik: All kinds of sagely skills go hand in hand. Magick and Internet dominance are part of the same eliteness as democoding.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, what 'bout fuckin' makin' some more of those demos too? At least that Firemania fuckin' sucked!!
kHanatik: It is our intention to compete against Wampires in demomaking as well, also developing our skills in that.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what if yar next demo fuckin' stays at some Firemania level 'coz yar concentrating in some fuckin' magic tricks...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's better to not release that kinda crap at all!! All people would be laughin' at us at Juhla for that!!!
kHanatik: We are putting all of our effort on our Juhla demo. It is, in fact, our intention to release both a PC demo and an Amiga demo there.
wArlord: And yer still reckonin' aboot goin' there with Korhonens' Valmet?
kHanatik: This was our intention. We will have to enter the event with style, and the tractor could also function as our kilju depot.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I'm gonna fuckin' take a car or train dammit rather than sit in some Valmet's trailer in the middle of winter freezin' up...
kHanatik: The choice if completely yours, of course, but a CWU tractor shall arrive at Juhla nevertheless!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, whatta fuck, what was there in that kilju? I'm seein' all kinda crazy stuff!!
wHitedodge: I'm also feelin' a bit dizzy!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's as if there was some man standin' there!!
wHitedodge: I'm also seein' it!
kHanatik: Indeed.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck, are ya s'posed to get the same hallucinations from that kilju as I do??
kHanatik: It is not mere hallucination.
wHitedodge: Right, they exist for real, all that's showin' there!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess yar tryin' to deceive me to make me laughin'-stock dammit!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: If ya say that's all real, then tell me what extras yar seein' in this room just at this moment.
wHitedodge: Well, at least there's some kinda gnome runnin' right there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar really seein' the same stuff as I do!!
wHitedodge: Ofcoz I do, we drank the same kilju!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whaddya think 'bout this, Jussi? 'Coz yar usually quite level-headed 'bout these...
wArlord: I dinna believe that at start either...
wArlord: But once we drank the first rounds I got convinced that the spirit world exists for real!
wArlord: But it was also so scary that I dinna dare to take any more of it. Maybe after sumthang like five years.
wHitedodge: By the way, might that man be Vornas-Heikki??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right, now I got it too!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' Heikki exposed me there at Pennanens last winter dammit!!
kHanatik: We did get the message at Markkanens' house, that we specifically have to contact Vornas-Heikki.
wHitedodge: And now he came here all of his own!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could I fuckin' get to attack that?! I'm never gonna forget that fuckin' skiin'-holiday shit!!
kHanatik: I suspect Reijo and police are the ones to blame. Reijo asked help from the police, who then asked Heikki for help.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not gonna take part in nuffin' if we're s'posed to suck up on some fuckin' Heikki!!
kHanatik: Well, the other members are going to visit him nevertheless. This is the recommendation directly received from Forest Goat.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck then, do anything ya wish dammit, but keep me outta yar spirit-world crap!!
wArlord: It could be worthy to hear what Heikki's got to tell us...
wArlord: After all, he's like the last ancient sage of Finland still alive!
wHitedodge: I'm bettin' that it's not Heikki who's here in astral body for real, as he's just standin' there and doin' nuffin'!!
kHanatik: Would this be the case?
kHanatik: HEIKKII, GIVE US A SIGN IF YOU HEAR US!
wHitedodge: Nuffin'.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's just a fuckin' dead ghost!
wHitedodge: Who sent us just a ghost pic of Vornanen?? And for what??
kHanatik: I would assume the best interpretation to be that it is a message from the spirit world, inviting us to visit Vornas-Heikki.
wArlord: Yeah, guess he's still peacefully slumberin' there not knowin' nuffin' aboot all this.
wHitedodge: Who would know how to wake Heikki up in a way that he would stay alive?
wArlord: The cops have mostly been wakin' him up...
kHanatik: So, we should ask the police for help?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE PART IN YAR COP STUFF NOW!! AND NOT IN YAR GNOME STUFF EITHER!!
kHanatik: You do not have to. But you probably remember that your test time shall only be over tomorrow, when you state your will to remain a member.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay, I'm tryin' to stand this then...
wArlord: I could call Pate maybe. 'Cause I'm still in goodish terms with him anyway.
wArlord: I could maybe tell him that we'd like to learn some rod skills from Heikki...
kHanatik: Sounds good.
wArlord: Pate would totally like if we told him that we'd like to like solve some crimes with 'em there witcheries!
wArlord: And he'd be all happy to give us a ride there to the Vääräpää backlands and help us in wakin' up Heikki...
kHanatik: Maybe it might indeed be worthful to appeal to him in this matter.
wHitedodge: Naw fuckin' hell, there's even more gnomes here now!!! The whole house full!
wArlord: Would we give some kilju to 'em gnomes then?
kHanatik: Yeah, let's give 'em...
kHanatik: Nuffin' but cheers to the spirit-world folks too!!
wHitedodge: Yeah, cheers!!
wHitedodge: Naw dammit... *BURRRRP*...
kHanatik: I hope that wasn't too astralic puke there...
kHanatik: But hey! Could we like try to get to Heikki's place like tomorrow?
wArlord: Dunno if we got the time to do it tomorrow... but the day after that maybe, or then some evening next week?
kHanatik: Yeah! But somewhere very soon here nevertheless!
kHanatik: No fuckin' dammit, I'm pukin' also now... *BURRRRP*
wHitedodge: Yeaah, it's so exciting to get to visit Heikki!!
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