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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x4C =========

DaTE:     1995-10-07 aT aBoUT 19:00

LoCATi0N: hOEnTToELAE aBANDOnEd hOUSE (nEUTRAL ZOnE FOR eNEMY vS enEMY SUMMiT)

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
          WaRe FuCKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
          DiCK PUNiSHER / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
         
               aGAInST dA LAmER HoRdE

          kHANATIK / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
          wARLORD  / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
          nEOPARDY / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN

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kHanatik: Greetings.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN' GREET NO TRAITOR-LAMER SHIT-LAMER CREWS LIKE YARS!!!

kHanatik: We have nevertheless gathered here.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YEAH, RIGHT, GODDAMNIT, 'coz we've gotta decide 'bout that board machine! And this shack too I guess!

wArlord: Yeah, right.

wArlord: Now that the weather's been gettin' colder we should get some electric radiator there in the machine room to keep the machine warm enuff.

wArlord: And that'd of course cost some, and the electricity bills would get a bit higher from that.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that's prolly everyone's benefit that it stays on.

kHanatik: In principle, we could also translocate it to any other house connected to CWUnet 2.0, but -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IF IT'S MOVED TO SOMEBODY THEN IT'S ME, GODDAMMIT, OR I'M GONNA BREAK DA WHOLE NET!!!

kHanatik: This is precisely why Hönttölä is the only sufficiently neutral location for the machine.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've also got some other demands 'bout Frontline...

kHanatik: Well?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now that da only main sysop there is that dA dArK WaNKeR -

kHanatik: wArlord.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whoever he is nowadays dammit!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But anyway, a Chaos member as da sysop there.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: The board belongs equally to both crews, so it should have an equal sysop from Cooles' side as well...

wArlord: It suits me right fine there that yer also an equal sysop there.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And da soft will stay as PCBoard and not fuckin' change it for some BBBS or Linux shell...

wArlord: We may keep it right there, yeah, I ain't got naw need to rush aroond.

kHanatik: On the other hand, being based on DOS or Desqview limits the possibilites of 2.0 too much -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It fuckin' ain't limitin' nuffin'!

nEopardy: You couldn't even run any more advanced OS there 'cause it's just a 286...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it should be quite clear then at it's DOS and stays DOS!

nEopardy: If we can't get Linux to work, we might try out Minix -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCKIN' "MINIX", IS THAT EVEN A THING???

kHanatik: We could at least try it -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IF WE EVEN CONSIDER ANOTHER OS THERE, THEN C00LeS WaReZ UNiON'S GONNA PULL BACK ITS PORTION OF THE BOARD!!!

kHanatik: I assume then that we will have to comply to this compromise for now.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, good that yar got even a slight bit of mind there!!

WaRe FuCKeR: D'ye even need some radiator there? Wouldna that there computer get warmer there anyhow?

nEopardy: I guess it wouldn't heat enough.

wArlord: I've heard some Pentium could get warm enuff at least at the milder freezes.

wArlord: Heard they make so much extra heat that they need like propellers on top of the processor.

WaRe FuCKeR: Wowww! Propellers and all that! Guess they've got some power there!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we ain't gonna buy no fuckin' ten-thousand-mark Pentium there bevause of that, goddammit!!

kHanatik: I fully agree with you in this. Even in general, PC tends to compensate for its lack of eliteness with megahertzes and power consumption.

kHanatik: Amiga not only has better board software, it also consumes considerably less -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, right, we get it!! Ya don't need to deliver a fuckin' tirade 'bout how Amiga's s'posed to be better dammit!

WaRe FuCKeR: I would've liked to hear it -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHAT'VE I BEEN SAYIN' 'BOUT LISTENIN' TO OTHER CREWS' PROPAGANDA?

WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, yeah, right, sorry.

kHanatik: We should also reach an agreement about the use of this house for meetings.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. D'ya have some suggestion for that?

kHanatik: I'd suggest that cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN may have its meeting on odd days and C00LeS WaReZ UNiON on even days.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sounds like a fair division...

WaRe FuCKeR: Is there always the some number of days there?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, goddammit, good that ya noticed! There's a fuckin' bunch of 31-day months!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya doodz tried to cheat more chances for meeting to yarself!

WaRe FuCKeR: Right there, goddammit!!

kHanatik: Well, would you then agree to a compromise, that nobody would get to have their meetings on the 31st day?

kHanatik: Except, of course, in cases of combined meetings for both groups.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hmm... I still believe ya might be tryin' to cheat in this at some point...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right, fuckin' LEAP DAYS!!!

kHanatik: Indeed.

nEopardy: Could we then formulate it like that you can only have combined meetings on the last day of a month if it's an odd day?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, that'd sound quite reasonable...

kHanatik: Well, is it decided then?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT FOR REAL, YA DOODZ WOULD'VE FUCKIN' HAD SOME HELLUVA CHAOS MEETING NEXT FEBRUARY AND LAUGH AT OUR STUPIDITY THERE!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: LUCKILY C00LeS WaReZ UNiON HAD DA CUNNIN' AND REALIZED YAR SECRET PLAN!!!

kHanatik: Nevertheless, there are still many secret plans you have not realized yet.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Like what, for example?

kHanatik: Do you really think we would reveal them with a question as transparent as that? There's only one thing we want to reveal now -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What's that then??

kHanatik: The person sitting next to you, WaRe FuCKeR of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON...

kHanatik: ... is our secret spy agent, wHitedodge of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK NOW DAMMIT!?! THAT'S SUCH A FUCKIN' RIDICULOUS CLAIM!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WaRe FuCKeR WOULD NEVER IN DA WORLD AGREE TO SUMTHING LIKE THAT!!!

kHanatik: wHitedodge, you can now move to our side of the table.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA HELL!!! WHATTA FUCK!!!

kHanatik: As you notice, cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN is a crew many times slyer than C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WaRe FuCKeR, YAR NOW FUCKIN' EXPELLED FROM C00LeS WaReZ UNiON FOR DA ETERNITY!!! YA FUCKIN' ULTIMATE TRAITOR-LAMER!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR NEVER EVER GETTIN' TO BE A MEMBER OF A SINGLE CREW I FOUND, YA FUCKIN' UNRELIABLE CROOKCLOWN!!!

kHanatik: wHitedodge, your test period has now ended succesfully!

kHanatik: You are now a full-priviliged member of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN, enjoying the full trust of our group!

wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WONDER IF THAT DiCK PUNiSHER'S ALSO SOME FUCKIN' AGENT, DAMMIT?

DiCK PUNiSHER: I FUCKIN' AIN'T!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I DON'T BELIEVE YA! YAR EXPELLED NOW TOO, GODDAMMIT!!!

DiCK PUNiSHER: Oh, right...

DiCK PUNiSHER: Hey, could I then please join Chaos if I can no longer be -

kHanatik: You definitely can't. cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN is in an eternal war against every Pirinen.

DiCK PUNiSHER: Fuck's sake then! I'm gonna tell my dad and he's then gonna punish yer dad by CLOSIN' DOWN HIS JOB!!!

kHanatik: Taisto is working at the parquet factory, not the pulp factory.

DiCK PUNiSHER: MY DAD'S GOT SOME RELATIONS, SO CLOSIN' DOWN THE PARQUET FACTORY IS ALSO SUMTHING HE CAN MANAGE!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But whatta fuck are ya still sittin' and blusterin' there, Dickie? Haul up yar ass now and GET OUTTA HERE!!!

DiCK PUNiSHER: Fuck's sake then, let's go then... dammit...

DiCK PUNiSHER: (snif)...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOT GONNA NEVER TRUST NOBODY NO MORE, AND AIN'T GONNA GET NO OTHER MEMBERS TO C00LeS WaReZ UNiON EITHER!!

wArlord: Man, ye left with a really tuff crew now, ain't that "one-man-gang" they call 'em...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: GODDAMMIT!!!

wArlord: But it's still okey for me that yer the other sysop of Frontline once ye get over this. There's some of yer money in there after all.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'YA THINK I'M INTERESTED IN SOME COMPUTER SHIT ANYMORE??

WaRe FuCKeR: Whatta hell??

mR.mEgAsTuFf: KEEP YAR FUCKIN' COMPUTER SHIT!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M GONNA JOIN DA SAME MOPED GANG AT DA TOWN WHERE MoTHeR WaNKeR, I MEAN MASA IS!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND WE'RE GONNA PAY BACK YAR MISERABLE COMPUTER NERDINESS!!!

kHanatik: Sounds like quite a plausible threat.

WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, bwahahah!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: GOODBYE, YA FUCKIN' CLOWNS DAMMIT!!!

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