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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x46 =========
DaTE: 1995-09-02 aT aBoUT 18:00
LoCATi0N: dA sEcReT rOOm, LiEtEvEDEn yLAeAsTE, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
JUICE / CWU (rEjOINS CWU, fORmERLy dA dArK WaNKeR)
mYXTER / CWU===========================================================================
WaRe FuCKeR: So exciting!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Shut up before we've even gotten in!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We already got it that yar so fuckin' horny 'bout this...
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah but I mean -
dArK sTuFfEr: If ye can't maintain yar self-restraint, yer exp points start decreasin' and ye drop back to the previous level! So shut up down!
WaRe FuCKeR: Okey, I'll try...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could ya Jussi wait outside for a bit longer, 'coz ya ain't officially returned to CWU yet...
JUiCE: Okey.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, now we're in.
WaRe FuCKeR: YEAAHH!!! CWU'S OWN SECRET ROOM!!! I'M EXCITED SO VERY MUCH! WONDER WHAT'S ALL HERE IS? I'M STARTIN' TO EXPLORE RIGHT NOW -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What if ya wouldn't make so terrible noise, 'coz there might be some janitor inside...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, yeah, right, sorry, I'm tryin' to excite quietly then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'd like to remind that this is also an official CWU meeting where dA dArK WaNKeR, or JUiCE for his new handle, is gonna return to the crew...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, right, are we gonna do some join prank to him here now?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I was thinkin' 'bout doin' just a light ceremony, 'cause JUiCE must feel he's wanted and welcome as a member...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's after all so important and useful for us that let's not make him too mad.
WaRe FuCKeR: So unfair 'cause I needed to like pray on my knees to get back!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we could tell him to his knees but not much more than that. I'm just gonna touch him with the Sceptre of Eliteness and say sumthing...
WaRe FuCKeR: So unfair still! And that ye allowed him to change his handle and not me!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, ya could like learn da kinda skillz that make ya non-replaceable, and then come with yar demands dammit!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what if we could now get to that ceremony already, so that JUiCE wouldn't need to wait in da corridor any longer?
WaRe FuCKeR: Allright then.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Get to sumthing like a row to da back of da room, take like a sorta attention posture right once JUiCE's stepped in...
WaRe FuCKeR: I wanna be in the middle!
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, go in the middle then, who cares...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, now I'm lettin' JUiCE in...
JUiCE: It took time once again.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is greeting you! Bow unto your knees in front of me, so I shall confer you as a CWU member.
JUiCE: Allright then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WELCOME TO THE MEMBERSHIP OF THE ELITEST CREW IN LIETEVESI, JUiCE OF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now you can stand up again.
JUiCE: There was far less bulldung there than the last time, I almost started to feel myself valuable.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least yar an important member for us...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: As opposed to that fuckin' BBBS lamer whose test time's gonna end in midnight, and who's then gonna throw outta da crew!
myXTer: What?? I mean...
myXTer: I thought it would've been tomorrow sometime before six and not before? That's when we agreed about those three weeks...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da only thing that matters is how I AS DA LEADER OF DA CREW have interpreted da contract! Three weeks forward from 13th of August -
JUiCE: Maybe ye could also admit that BBBS is an okey proggy, so ye wouldna need to make such a war aboot it...
JUiCE: As we even got Kassu convinced aboot it too!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, I could also like change Tomhet's soft to BBBS 'cause it's so good!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IF YA EVER CHANGE TOMHET'S SOFT TO ANYTHING BESIDES PCBOARD, THEN YAR GONNA FLY OUTTA DA CREW RIGHT AWAY!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: PCBOARD IS FUCKIN' DA ONLY PCBOARD AND DA BEST THAT CAN BE, PERIOD!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Naw, naw, don't throw me away...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: 'COZ OF THAT YAR RANK HAS BEEN DROPPED TO THAT OF A TEST MEMBER! YAR GONNA FLY OUTTA DA CREW IN A WEEK UNLESS YOU CHANGE YAR BOARD'S NAME...
WaRe FuCKeR: Why should I change it?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ain't ya fuckin' noticed THAT IT'S IN DA SHIT LANGUAGE OF DA SWEDE FAGGOTS!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Naw, it ain't!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I came to think 'bout it on da Swedish class yesterday, and then I looked it up in da dictionary...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND TOMHET IS FUCKIN' SWEDISH! IT'S DA SWEDISH FOR "EMPTINESS"! WE WON'T FUCKIN' DARE TO LOOK AT SOME SWEDISH SHITTY NAMES IN OUR CREW!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: I always thought it was English...
dArK sTuFfEr: Guess it might be Norwegian... maybe the same word in Swedish, Burzum's got quite a heap of song names in Norwegian...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, yeah, right! Sorry so terribly much, I DINNA NOTICE OR KNOW!!! I'm gonna change it into English right after I've drawn new ansis!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Good then, tell me once ya've changed da name and ansis and I'm gonna check it out then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So that THERE WON'T SURELY BE NO FUCKIN' SWEDISH-LANGUAGE FAGTEXT ANYPLACE IN YAR BOARD!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' ALL SWEDISH TEACHERS AND SWEDES AND ESPECIALLY SWEDISH TEACHERS SHOULD BE KILLED!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Okey okey, sorry so terribly much once again, pleeze pleeze don't kick me outta the crew pleeze???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I do believe that yar gonna get this one handled properly.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Unlike that one there WHO STILL AIN'T CHANGED AWAY FROM DA SHITTY SOFT AND WILL FLY DA FUCK OUTTA DA CREW IN DA MIDNIGHT!!!
myXTer: I've still got a couple of tricks who would surely convince even you...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, so yer built up sumthing even more cunning!!!
myXTer: Yeah, since he doesn't seem to believe easily...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not gonna come to yar home tonight to look at yar shitty kludges...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da decision's been made, and if ya still bring up da subject yar gonna fly outta da crew right da way! Is that clear?
myXTer: Well, at least I know now that it's useless to try to agree with you, as you always interpret the agreements the way you please...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NEXT SUBJECT! And actually da main subject of da whole meeting... that is, TRAPPING THE COMPUTER CLASSROOM!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, we're gonna get all alone into da computer classroom!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna deal with this as quickly as possible, not gonna leave there fuckin' play games or other vanity...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It'd be so fuckin' embarrassing to get caught from da first project, so let's play safe now!!
JUiCE: So, what's y'all been plannin'?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: dArK sTuFfEr's been making a trojan for us, that's gonna go off next Wednesday durin' da computing class.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna put it in da teacher's machine and da one where Mikael's sittin'. Could ya Stuffie tell more yarself?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, it's a kinda proggie that's put in end of the AUTOEXEC.BAT straight afore the "win" command that's surely as the last line there.
dArK sTuFfEr: It temporarily mixes up some things in Windows, so that the teacher and Mikael would reckon that the "computer is broken" or sumthing as lame...
JUiCE: We could maybe do all kindsa other stuff with that too.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's better to make da first trappin' a light one, but we can visit here on weekends again and again and put in ever grosser traps.
JUiCE: But they're sure gonna find it once they ask that Arto teacher to look in where the problem might be?
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, we're prepared for that so that the trap will remove itself and restore AUTOEXEC.BAT at the launch time...
dArK sTuFfEr: Restore all the dates and such too.
dArK sTuFfEr: We're gonna put it in a kinda directory where even Arto's not likely to search it with unerase.
JUiCE: Yeah, maybe that's enough, 'cause that there Arto's not so smart aboot them gears either.
JUiCE: And I guess there ain't any pupils in our school who'd get that much, 'cause the C.O.P. generation already left...
WaRe FuCKeR: Are we soon gonna get into the computer room, pleeze pleeze???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. But then remember NOT TO PUT ON ANY LIGHTS!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And also keep da screens as dim as possible to minimize all da reflections that could go thru da windowblinds...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've got a torch with me if we absolutely need one at some point.
WaRe FuCKeR: Allright then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Let's go then.
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WaRe FuCKeR: YEAAHHH!!! WE'RE IN THE COMPUTER CLASSROOM!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Quit that yelling now there ya fuckin' clown!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm first startin' up the teacher's machine... let's first check out them AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS...
JUiCE: Should we bypass the whole AUTOEXEC.BAT so we wouldna need to wait that Windows to start up...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess it's Dos five there and not six, can't bypass without beating control-break at da right moment...
JUiCE: Fuckin' hell then, indeed!
dArK sTuFfEr: Goddammit! I guess I missed it now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' YUCK, WITH THAT WINDOWS!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: YUUUCCK!!! WHAT KINDA BRAIN DAMAGE NEEDS THERE TO BE TO SOMEONE CAN USE SUMTHING LIKE THAT???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that Mikael is a kinda nerd. Nerds are so ultralame that they tolerate that kinda fuckin' shitty and heavy Workbench clone...
JUiCE: I mean whatta, I always thought that "nerd" would've been some normal pejorative among city slickers, like that "newbie" Mikael uses too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Seems ya ain't read CWUnet messages carefully enuff if ya think sumthing like that!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean, da word "nerd" means exactly da kinda miserable, chisel-toothed and glass-wearing potheads like Mikael...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: For who computers are like da whole life even if they don't know a shit 'bout 'em!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And they read some fuckin' Mikrobitti 'zine and use Windows and brag around like hell that they know some keyboard shortcuts from there...
JUiCE: Oh, it means sumthing like that, then that explains it quite a heap more then!
WaRe FuCKeR: And fuck it now that he's started to praise that Windows 95 all the time!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right, PD lamers only got it now that it was officially released, bwahahah...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da whole scene had already noticed ages ago that IT'S FUCKIN' SOLID CRAP AND HANGS ALL DA TIME!!! AND IS FUCKIN' MUCH HEAVIER THAN OS/2!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, we're so not fuckin' puttin' no Windows nowhere!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nerds are always exactly that kinda PD lamers. And some posh Fidonet clowns are also nerds... and ALL DA FUCKIN' BBBS SYSOPS!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I really reckon that myXTer was saved from nerdness quite well once he got into CWU...
myXTer: I'd say that those mental practices in the summer also affected -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SHUT UP YA FUCKIN' NERD!!! YA AIN'T SAVED FROM NUFFIN!!! AND STUFFIE SHOULD STOP DEFENDIN' THAT NERD NOW!!!
JUiCE: Ye might have sumthang to fix in yar attitude, Mega, if ye wanna keep yer crew intact...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Krhm...
WaRe FuCKeR: HEY LOOK, HERE'S A PHONE CABLE GOIN' FROM THE TEACHER'S MACHINE!!! HERE'S A PHONE CABLE -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess there's some fuckin' 2400-baud card modem inside there...
WaRe FuCKeR: Could we still call somewhere with it? Like Final Light, 'cause I wanna see them myXTer's new BZ scripts...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE'RE NOT FUCKIN' CALLIN' ANYWHERE! We're just gonna install this proggie in these two machines and then get da heck out...
dArK sTuFfEr: It maybe takes a bit more time now, 'cause I need to do some debuggin'... I've got Turbo Pascal with me so I can compile a new version...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake! Try to get it to work really quick.
WaRe FuCKeR: May I go to like Mikael's computer for the meantime then??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya can... it might be good to check out what kinda software and systems there are, so that we can plan the upcomin' traps better.
dArK sTuFfEr: Luckily I even took PKUNZIP with me, 'cause there ain't such a basic proggie here even in the teacher's computer!!
dArK sTuFfEr: It's good to always prepare for all possibilities...
WaRe FuCKeR: Yuuurrgghh...
JUiCE: Whatta hell are ye clownin' aroond again?
WaRe FuCKeR: 'CAUSE THAT WINDOWS STARTUP SCREEN!!! I couldna stop that autoexec.bat early enuff...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya still don't need to exaggerate it like that...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I could also come to look it with ya, 'cause ya alone would just find some game there and start playin' it...
JUiCE: Yeah, maybe I could come there too, 'cause there ain't much to look at in them there Jyri's Turbo Pascal tunings.
dArK sTuFfEr: It'd be good to know asm a bit better, so I could've maybe infected some other proggie with this prank proggie...
dArK sTuFfEr: Then it wouldna be noticeable from anything but filesize... it wouldna need to be a virus, as long as them proggies got somehow linked...
myXTer: I've been sometimes looked a bit into the structures of EXEs and COMs and thought about how to makea virus...
myXTer: Some COM program would be quite easy to infect, I think.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT YAR HELP IS NOT NEEDED NOW!!! CWU ONLY!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, let's use some lame separate EXEs for the rest of our lives then, dammit!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya would've got skills to learn that yarself...
dArK sTuFfEr: But I'd rather concentrate now on that Amiga and the occult...
WaRe FuCKeR: Hey, here's some BAT menu system here!!!
JUiCE: Oh, wow! Maybe it was in use afore that forced Windows startup came in...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Heheh, some Swedish teaching proggies! We could put in some trap that only became seen for da Swedish teacher!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sumthing with some fuckin' hardcore ansi pic that insults da teacher and then put the Mikropuhe synth blabber sumthing on top of that...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then when they go to groan to Arto or others 'bout it, then nobody could find nuffin!!
JUiCE: It seems there are also WP51 and MS-Works here...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Good then, so we ain't got no reason then to take OH7MO as our new teacher...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Once we've first gotten that Rauno either to sickleave or completely destroyed.
JUiCE: Oh, y'all had been plannin' all the way up to such stuff!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, especially since Osmo would have to leave within a year, as he can't bring himself down to register as unemployed...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So it'd be great to find some job for him!
JUiCE: And how's this now related to them proggies in the computer?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'ya think Osmo would be some Windows lamer?? There must be a Dos counterpart for every software so that Osmo would agree to teach 'em!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Althouhg it would be the best if he taught us some asm coding and such and forgot 'bout all of that curriculum shit!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, and then we could maybe also be assisting teachers, show them some ansi editors and BBS software and makin' of demo effects...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: That'd be so tuff, all da nerds and clowns would see where da chicken pees from!!!
JUiCE: Birds don't pee...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who fuckin' cares!
JUiCE: But how would we get rid of that there Rauno?
WaRe FuCKeR: Could we like make a kinda voodoo doll of him?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I believe that we've got some safer methods available now!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We could use this kind of traps to prove he's unqualified, and then we could make a group demand to replace Rauno with Osmo!
dArK sTuFfEr: We could maybe make the kinda traps that would affect the girls...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, those would be really good!
dArK sTuFfEr: There it'd be maybe useful to know how this room's network is workin'.
dArK sTuFfEr: At least the C.O.P. members told that there's some control software on the Dos side that supports file transfer for instance...
myXTer: We could like copy it home and then look at home what kinda features it has...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, but at least ya won't get them software to study, ya fuckin' NON-CWU LAMER!!!
myXTer: I'm still a member until midnight, there's still time for some looking!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, then I'M TELLIN' YA AS DA LEADER OF DA CREW TO NOT LOOK AT IT!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: dArK sTuFfEr is our local code elite now!
myXTer: Oh, right.
dArK sTuFfEr: Now this thang would seem to work! I'm now gonna copy it to the other machine too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright then! And then let's get better traps for next weekend!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then we could also check out da network a bit closer, if we could maybe do something to da chicks thru it...
dArK sTuFfEr: Okey, I've already been plannin' what there could be in the next version.
WaRe FuCKeR: Are we gonna leave soon???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've been here all too long already!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, right once Stuffie has finished installin' the trap, then shut down da computers and getta fuck outta here!
WaRe FuCKeR: Sometimes we could be here like the whole night!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, maybe once we've got that Rauno and other enemies destroyed from here.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Or at latest sometime around the ninth grade spring when there ain't much to lose anymore even if we got caught...
dArK sTuFfEr: It's ready now, now let's go!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright... WARIE GET AWAY FROM THAT CABINET!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Here are some game disks!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Street Rod 2, Deluxe Paint 2, ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Some totally fuckin' old shitty warez! If ya really wish then ya can check 'em thru after a week, if there's anything for ya.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT NOW CLOSE THE DOOR AND LET'S GO!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Meh...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But weren't we again some really fuckin' tuff prank-makers!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU RULEZZ 4EVAH!!!
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