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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x2F =========

DaTE:     1995-06-03 aT aBoUT 10:10

LoCATi0N: PiHA, LiETeVeDeN yLäaSTE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf
          dA dArK ELiTE
          FaTHeR FuCKeR
          MoTHeR FuCKeR
	  WoRLD HeR0
	  pHASERhAWK
          + sEvErAL LaMeRZ

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TUOMAS: HOW MANY MORNINGS LEFT, FRESHMEN?

JARKKO: HAUTATAIPALE GAS STINKS WORSE THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: UP YARS GODDAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: They fuckin' dare to brag around even on the last day of school.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Have da shitbrainz only been thinkin' 'bout one thing on da whole fuckin' school year, shorin' up their own s'posed eliteness!?

pHASERhAWK: Guess them there CWU dudes still have QUITE MANY MORNINGS of comperehensive school left!

dArK sTuFfEr: Damn ye there too...

pHASERhAWK: Keep up the honor of this school for the next two years!

pHASERhAWK: Other C.O.P. members will be here around Midsummer time to keep training sessions for you...

pHASERhAWK: As we dinna really finish them which we held in the skiing holiday.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

pHASERhAWK: After Midsummer, the C.O.P. members will visit Juhla at Iisalmi together, and we'll also release an Amiga demo there.

pHASERhAWK: And the next time will be in August before Assembly, and then we'll have a kinda handover event...

pHASERhAWK: One in which we're gonna hand y'all that, err, the Sceptre of Eliteness of Lietevesi School.

dArK sTuFfEr: It's great to hear that we've been worth yer trust!

pHASERhAWK: Y'all still hafta go thru all the rest of our trainings.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I thought about bein' quite a lot here in Lietevesi mostly at Osmo, I mean OH7MO.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ritu and Reijo were plannin' all kindsa wedding trips and such, so at least I can take part in yar trainings.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, by the way...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CAN WE TAKE YAR RIDE TO JUHLA? WE'D ABSOLUTELY WANT TO GET THERE!!

pHASERhAWK: We've only got one car and it's all full, four crewmembers and then all the Amigas and monitors and speakers and amps...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hell then. How would we get there then?

pHASERhAWK: Well, there's some challenge for y'all...

WoRLD HeR0: Can't we just take a bus there?

pHASERhAWK: There ain't any buses passing Lietevesi unless on schooldays, so ask yer parents for a ride or something?

pHASERhAWK: Ye could s'pose they'd take y'all at least to some bigger road?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm a bit afraid that they're so concerned 'bout our stuff nowadays that we won't necessarily get there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Especially to da kinda events they don't get at all!

pHASERhAWK: Y'all could try hitch-hikin'...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, gotta fink 'bout it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: By the way, d'ya know a chick named Taru Valjakka, irc nick tarnel...?

pHASERhAWK: No, I don't...

pHASERhAWK: But I've gotta leave for there now, see y'all!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, see ya...

dA dArK WaNKeR: What kinda report card did ye get?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Average grade six point seven, but at least I got a merciful five from Finnish. I guess Slut-Kerttu won't wanna see me in da summer...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I guess I'm still gonna get some hefty punishments for that from the syphilis-dicked nazi! That kinda clown he is...

MoTHeR WaNKeR: How's cookin' fellas. I got outta the grade too.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Great then. I guess it's enuff for anybody to hafta repeat a grade once in comprehensive school.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey MoTHeR WaNKeR, when's ya gonna turn fifteen?

MoTHeR WaNKeR: In October...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck then, ya could've given us like a tractor ride if ya'd turned earlier!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Where's y'all gonna go now?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: To Iisalmi, for Juhla...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya should fuckin' visit Hönttölä sometimes so ya'd know!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And make some kilju for us, 'coz I don't really trust that Darkie's kilju ended up so good!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: I don't really like watchin' no computer clowniness, I rather be at town with other moped fellas and have my kilju there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are ya still usin' that 2400-baud modem from Osmo?

MoTHeR WaNKeR: I hain't really bothered call for ages...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya could return it to Osmo then!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Righty-right then.

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Are we gonna go to the church soon?

dArK sTuFfEr: Y'all fuckin' moronic worshippers of bastard gods hafta go to some church!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Hold yer mouth there, ye fuckin' satan-worshippin' faggot!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Ye hafta go to church if ye want some kinda respect from the society, goddammit!

dArK sTuFfEr: It'd be elite to burn that there Lietevesi church while fuckin' sheepy murderer Christians are worshippin' in there... bwahahahah!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: LIETEVESI CHURCH, YE HEAR ME, IS A VALUED NINETEENTH-CENTURY BUILDING, and the greatest achievement of our regional culture!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: So, if yer ever gonna touch it, I'll personally hang ye from yer balls, goddammit!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya could maybe leave those bigger anti-Christian projects for da next summer, Stuffie, as we kids of habitual Christians have da confirmation school then...

dArK sTuFfEr: Luckily I don't hafta EVER go to a church of a confirmation school, so there's at least some benefit in my parents bein' steadfast commies!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Guess we'll see on the Judgement day who's gonna get the benefits and who the punishments...

dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, that's what they make y'all believe! And then y'all FUCKIN' LAMERS BELIEVE a crystal-clear lie!!

dArK sTuFfEr: Have ye ever thought that the whole of that there Bible of yers is a prank just like our worst lamecaptures?

dArK sTuFfEr: Somebody's tryin' to laugh at the humanity's gullibility...

dArK sTuFfEr: THE MANKIND IS SUCH A FUCKIN' LAMER!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Seems quite limpy now, that metaphor of yers...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, now that our seventh grade is over anyway, we've no longer got those BAPTIZERS as our enemy at da school!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And now that Mikko "Pelit BBS" Kallio and his gang's already given up, we've got DA KINGSHIP OF DA WHOLE SCHOOL!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And as we've also got damn tough projects goin' on, our glory's gonna spread much wider than da school!!

dArK sTuFfEr: We're gonna control ever greater masses of people with our botnet and get laid like hell as an extra!

dArK sTuFfEr: And we'll develop telepathic skills we can use to command anybody as if snappin' our fingers...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Frontline's gonna become da tuffest board on da 97X area as we connect a helluva lotta nodes to it thru CWUnet 2.0...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And we'll win da democompo at Juhla, and all da other compos we take part in!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And at all da rest of da Finnish parties too, dammit!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna become da tuffest group on da scene, AT ALL AREAS!

dArK sTuFfEr: And we're gonna crack a helluva lotta servers for our warez use, mawdem lamers' PC-Top was just a starter's excercise...

dArK sTuFfEr: WE'RE GONNA ATTAIN THE WORLD DOMINATION!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND NOBODY'S EVEN GONNA REALIZE THAT WE CONTROL THEM, 'COZ OUR TEKNEEX BE SO ESOTERIC AND CUNNIN'!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' CWU 1995 WORLD DOMINATION GODDAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: ALL TOGETHER!!! ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!

 mR.mEgAsTuFf & dArK sTuFfEr & WoRLD HeR0 & dA dArK WaNKeR: CWU 1995 WORLD DOMINATION GODDAMMIT!!!

pHASERhAWK: (Hell, they can't avoid braggin' no matter how ye told 'em... we'll fix this in the training...)

TUOMAS: What's them freshmen poshin' here aroond like some world-owners...?

JARKKO: What aboot pulling yet another buncha swirlies for Sari's little bro's gang, to celebrate the last day at school...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR HANDS OFF ME, YA FUCKIN' TURBOLAMERZ!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: FUCKIN' CRUSADER SHEEPS DAMMIT!!!

TUOMAS: Good insults y'all got there... but now down to the toilet with yer heads...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: *GURGL*

dArK sTuFfEr: *GURGL*

dA dArK WaNKeR: *GURGL*

WoRLD HeR0: *GURGL*

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Cough, cough.. fuckin' bloody dammit...

dArK sTuFfEr: Let that be the last one...

TUOMAS: Guess that could be enuff.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT LUCKILY WHEN DA EIGHTH GRADE STARTS, THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE REVENGED TO ONE ULTIMATE CRYSTALLATION OF LAMENESS!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHICH IS: TIMO "DiCK PUNiSHER" PIRINEN!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: ABSOLUTELY SWIRLIES TO TIMMY!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And one swirlie definitely won't be enuff, but TIMPPA'S BE GETTIN' LIKE A FUCKIN' HUNDRED SWIRLIES FROM US EVERY DAY!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FOR BEIN' SUCH AN ARROGANT LAMER AND A BASTARD KID OF THAT KINDA PISS-HEADED REIJO!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU 1995 WORLD DOMINATION!!!

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