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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x2A =========
DaTE: 1995-04-09 aT aBoUT 13:00
LoCATi0N: WaRe FuCKeR's hOmE, hAuTaTAiPALe, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND
cWU mEWBahZ pRESeNTZ:
WaRe FuCKeR
dA dArK WaNKeR
nOn-cwU mEMbAHZ:
TERTTU KOPSANEN (dA mUThAH oF WaRe FuCKeR)
PENTTI KOPSANEN (dA fAThAH oF WaRe FuCKeR)
oSMo "oH7Mo" kÄRkkÄiNeN
HEIKKI HIRVONEN (dA fAThAH oF dA dArK WaNKeR)
MARJATTA HIRVONEN (dA mUThAH oF dA dArK WaNKeR)===========================================================================
1995-04-09. WaRe FuCKeRin koti.
terttu pentti wf dde osmo heikki marjatta
TERTTU: Please take some sultsinas, boys!
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, we may be takin' some.
TERTTU: It's soon aboot time to put potatoes in the ground.
dA dArK WaNKeR: It'd be, right...
TERTTU: Wonder if that Vornas-Heikki went back to his slumber?
dA dArK WaNKeR: I dunno really...
TERTTU: Wonder if they're plannin' to wake him at all now that Pate is retired?
TERTTU: Don't these Vornanens in Hautataipale care aboot Heikki enough to wake him up every now and then?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, I can't really tell...
TERTTU: I heard there was a beaver that had bitten a cow in Pielavesi, it said that in Perä-Savo News.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, all these modern times and their craziness...
TERTTU: Have ye heard, Jussi, if them there Elina Karhunen and Tomppa Kähkönen have gotten married already?
dA dArK WaNKeR: I don't think I could be less interested...
TERTTU: Wonder if that there Reijo thought aboot puttin' Mika in some reform school for what he'd been hasslin'?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Dunno really...
TERTTU: That there Mika's growin' up to quite of a rascal, almost as bad boy as Jyri.
TERTTU: And I heard that Sari was also gonna take part in some beauty contest. Have y'all heard any mare aboot this?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Hell with you now, call that here Ritu and ask her? Y'all got the phoneline back open, after all!
TERTTU: I was just reckonin' that it might be nicer to ask the guests in the coffee table! And the hand won't tire for holding the phone all the time.
TERTTU: Actually it's some senseless rot to even call anywhere with a phone! Ye dinna do that in the old times, just visited homes.
TERTTU: And we actually took the phoneline back just to call the fire department if we get fire. Won't need it for anythang else!
WaRe FuCKeR: Ye need it for callin' with the mawdem! And keeping a board with it!!
TERTTU: No, ye don't! Just go kick some ball outside...
WaRe FuCKeR: Jussi is also allowed to use mawdem again! It's so unfair that I ain't!
TERTTU: Well, even if he was, it's always better if y'all visit each other and play some card games! It'll end up much cheaper.
OH7MO: Afternoon to the house...
TERTTU: Look at that, Osmo's not seen here very often! Please sit at the table and take some coffee and fresh sultsinas.
OH7MO: So many thanks, y'all really got some hospitality.
TERTTU: Didye read in Perä-Savo News, Osmo, that there'd been a cow bitten by a beaver in Pielavesi?
OH7MO: I guess I might've read the news there...
TERTTU: What aboot have ye heard if them there Elina Karhunen and Tomppa Kähkönen have gotten married?
OH7MO: I hain't heard aboot it, and I don't really even know them...
TERTTU: But have ye heard if that there Reijo's gonna put Mika in some reform school to get him not become some rascal?
OH7MO: Well, call Ritu and ask her? After all y'all got that there phoneline once again...
WaRe FuCKeR: We already said the same thang to her just a while ago!
dA dArK WaNKeR: Heard she thinks it's better to ask all the gossips from the people in the coffee table.
WaRe FuCKeR: And she won't trust at all if we try to say her we need mawdems for keepin' up our boards!
OH7MO: Guess she's not gettin' how important these gear are for the youngsters nowadays?
TERTTU: I don't believe they're really important! Y'all just learn to be lazy there, when y'all could be makin' farm work outside...
OH7MO: If the boys don't get their hands on today's knowledge word, then they're stay as countryside hillbillies forever!
TERTTU: Is there sump'n wrong in that then?
PENTTI: It's always better to be a countryside hillbilly than a cityslicker faggot!
TERTTU: Well said, Pentti! That's what I always say too!
TERTTU: And what's even s'posed to come from them there lines apart from big bills?
OH7MO: Well, the bills could stay quite small if the boys just keep their own boards up and never do outside calls...
WaRe FuCKeR: I'd just gotten my own board up, and then I had to put it away once we got the bills for the calls early this year!
OH7MO: That's what them boys told when they were visitin' me...
HEIKKI: Good day to the house...
TERTTU: Welcome to the coffee table, Hirvonens! Do take some sultsinas, freshly roasted...
MARJATTA: They're really good them there sultsinas of yers!
TERTTU: I heard there'd been a beaver that had bitten a cow in Pielavesi.
HEIKKI: Right, that's what it might stood in Perä-Savo News...
TERTTU: But what's aboot this? I heard y'all gave Jussi and Matti the permission to use that mawdem thang once again?
HEIKKI: Right, we did...
TERTTU: May I ask what for did y'all decide that way?
HEIKKI: Well, I trust Osmo in that they're quite important in the comin' times, them there gears. That's why we've bought them for our boys in the first place.
HEIKKI: And computers ain't really that important if they don't know nuffin aboot nuffin. The boys could just play some vanity games with it afore we bought the mawdem.
HEIKKI: If there ain't a mawdem, then the computer won't know nuffin but what's installed in it in the factory.
HEIKKI: But if there's a mawdem, then the computers can get to gossip with one another and they know much more. Wusna it like that, Jussi?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, that's aboot right the way it goes...
TERTTU: But what would it matter if it knows? They would just be gettin' knowledge aboot some communism or satan-worshipping there!
HEIKKI: Well, they'll get the right kind of knowledge that they won't start doin' any bad boys' stuff.
HEIKKI: They'll get some real knowledge aboot Christianity and war history and proper life, and not any communist lies!
HEIKKI: So, the boys should therefore have the mawdem on at nights, to get them outta trouble.
MARJATTA: That there Mika has run away from home and hided from the cops just after Reijo'd told him not to use his computer! Wusna it like that, Jussi?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, just at the same night...
HEIKKI: So, that there Mika may become quite a heap of a rascal if he won't get to use the computer.
dA dArK WaNKeR: That there Reijo gave Mega's machine to Tim, and now Tim's allowed to use it and Mika ain't.
HEIKKI: All these!
MARJATTA: Now them there Jyri and Sam will be gettin' to preach all kinds of communist tricks to Jyri, and he won't be safe from them at all!
TERTTU: Is it right what they're tawkin', Osmo?
OH7MO: Yeah, it's quite right that...
OH7MO: So, Terttu and Pentti, if y'all wanna the kid to stay proper, then y'all should give his mawdem back right now!
OH7MO: And y'all should also let him keep the BBS so that the phone bills won't rise too high.
TERTTU: Well, right, we may give the widget back to ye then, Kassu...
WaRe FuCKeR: YEAAHH!! 'TWAS ABOOT TIME!!! THANKS SO MUCH, MUMMIE!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: I'M GONNA PUT TOMHET BACK ONLINE RIGHT TONIGHT!!!
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