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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x1E =========
DaTE: 1994-12-21 aT aBoUT 15:00
LoCATi0N: hOEnTToELaEN aUTiOTaLo, hAutAtAiPALe, LiEtEvEdEN KuNTA, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY
dA dArK ELiTE wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY
WaRe FuCKeR wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY
MoTHeR FuCKeR wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY
dArK sTuFfEr wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY
WoRLD HeR0 wHO dA pHUKK cARES aB0UT HiS vEhiCLE aNYwAY===========================================================================
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, there's da rest comin'...
dA dArK ELiTE: Eekö se hormi ou tuaskaa vetännä?
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Left a bit of smoke in...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: But we ain't gonna sleep here, so who cares!
dA dArK ELiTE: And all that goddamn snow that's come... y'all should've shoved** the yard so that we wouldna hafta go** thru waist-high heaps!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Dinna find a shovel**!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Everybody in already?
dA dArK ELiTE: Seems like we would be, yeah.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, krhm.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: First I wanna say to ya that YAR ALL FUCKIN' RULIN' DOODZ AND CWU IS DA FUCKIN' BEST CREW EVER!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA FIRST POS IN PC-TOP WAS ONLY DA BEGINNIN' FOR OUR WORLD CONQUEST!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LIKE, "WORLD DOMINATION 1995"!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, CWU rulez!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've gotta become at least as tuff a crew as cULT oF pOWER... so that we would be da tuffest crew ever in Lietevesi!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I know this goal may be somewhat high, but ELITE GOALS GOTTA BE HIGH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And no middle milestones there like sports lamers have, like municipial championship first and then regional... bwahah! STRAIGHT TO THE TOP ALL DA WAY!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: We'd need a good Amiga for that...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's look next year if we'd get some good Amiga for us somewhere.
dArK sTuFfEr: But even those demos that I've got do radiate a kinda eliteness which kinda like rises me to a higher level of existence!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But that's nuffin' compared to how some Amiga 1200 and its AGA effects would rise!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Right, of course not...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we've still gotta remember that lamer-Mikko still exists and may wanna take revenge on us!
dA dArK ELiTE: What could that there Mikko do to us anymaw?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least he can keep snackin' us on our faces with his lamer horde! That's why we should kinda prepare for that too.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's likely to threten us much more with some violence and all that, now that he can't compete with any scene stuff.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, ya should fink a bit how we could improve our fightin's kills, and how we could arm ourselves and all that!
dA dArK ELiTE: We might have a boxing sack** we could train fist hits** with.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that might be a good one. Let's start some trainin' with it!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Any other ideas?
dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon all those fist-fights are kinda redneckish... all kinds of clever weapons and traps would be much kewler!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: For example?
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, we could like get some water guns from somewhere and load our piss into them? And then shoot them at the town clowns when they come to threaten us!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that was an okay idea! Did anyone else still have something?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, so let's fink a bit more of these under da X-mas! We've gotta make up some good live paybacks for them now that we can't do online paybacks.
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah...
dA dArK ELiTE: But what did y'all plan to do on the Christmas holiday? Are y'all gonna stay in Hautataipale...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least we've gonna go to Helsinki with Ritu and Osmo... Sari's gonna spend her X-mas in Lietevesi with some goddamn-bloody-lovely guy of hers.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I would've wanted to spend my X-mas here too, tradin' with da darkbox while I still can, but I heard that the phone company in Helsinki has an X-mas campaign with free calls too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm gonna bring my own computer there so that I can trade a little bit there too.
WaRe FuCKeR: May I get the darkbox for the meanwhile, pleeze pleeze, may I get the darkbox for the meanwhile???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But ya don't fuckin' even have a modem damnit!?
WaRe FuCKeR: I'm gonna get a mawdem for X-mas!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, but it takes ya some time to get in to any boards! It's better to give it to somebody who can use it from da start...
WaRe FuCKeR: So unfair!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: None of ya but WoRLD HeR0 has had a good modem before this, so if I'm gonna give it to somebody then it's him!
dArK sTuFfEr: I've heard I'm also gonna get a mawdem for X-mas...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya!? How didya manage to push yar commie parents into that!?
dArK sTuFfEr: Dunno at all... they've never wanted to buy me an electric guitar, but the mawdem dinna need much at all!
dArK sTuFfEr: But I guess I may manage well even without the electric guitar, 'cause that there Vikernes ain't got one in the jail either...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But still, WoRLD HeR0's gonna the darkbox for the holidays... and he decides if he wants to borrow it to anybody else!
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, I can take it... at least I could study that there InterNet a bit more intensely, if I find some NPD site there or something.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, sounds good.
WoRLD HeR0: And gotta visit that there MBnet too with some better time...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, MBnet, bwahahah! It's like a paradise for capture makers...
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah... could make at least hundred captures from the idiotic messages alone those mongoloids write there!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And that fuckin' nodechat there, my head was near to explode when I visited it the first time!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: Have y'all already tried out that there account from the Pyhäsalmi library Mikrobitti I brought?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, it worked...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was the best idea ever to visit all da libraries and take the subscription codez there from the Mikrobitti mags before da lamerz!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, it's jännä** that the Pyhäsalmi code still worked! I reckon there ain't any crews even in Pyhäsalmi that would be as clever as us!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We could next check out all da magazines that da local lamerz get in da mail...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bwahah, we've soon got like da most MBnet accounts in Lietevesi even tho nobody even suscribes to that Bilderberg propaganda crap anymore!
WaRe FuCKeR: CWU is so like the best!!! Like totally fuckin' world-domination-best!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But remember then that Mikko must not hear even a word 'bout this MBnet account thing!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's probably so thirsty for payback that he'd tell the police and some fuckin' MikroBitti editor and everyone if he knew...
dArK sTuFfEr: Okay, right, we won't tell...
WaRe FuCKeR: I can hardly even wait for gettin' that there mawdem!! I'll be callin' Darkman right the way, and -
WoRLD HeR0: Well, Darkman's numba might not respond very well during X-mas, 'cause I'm calling the InterNet then...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, right!! But what aboot if I call the InterNet at the same time as ye? I take there's enuff nodez there that two can use it at the same time?
WoRLD HeR0: Well, I suppose there's in principle an infinite number of nodes, if you put it like that...
WaRe FuCKeR: Could we like go to that worldwide nodechat at the same time?
WoRLD HeR0: I-R-C, right... well, it's quite possible.
WoRLD HeR0: You've just gotta have the account ready in FreeNet, but we can make it for you before X-mas!
WoRLD HeR0: We can then create a channel in the I-R-C where we can see... like, #cwu...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, I could also visit it from Helsinki.
dArK sTuFfEr: I could maybe also get a FreeNet account to get in...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we can decide some time when everyone comes there.
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Could we start the kilju already?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's do...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: It's some festivity kilju this time... made of glögg!
dA dArK ELiTE: Bloody fuck, kilju made of glögg!! That's gotta be good!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Well, ye can taste it first then...
dA dArK ELiTE: (glug glug)
dA dArK ELiTE: It's right good!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (glug glug)
MoTHeR FuCKeR: (glug glug)
WaRe FuCKeR: (glug glug)
dArK sTuFfEr: (glug glug)
WoRLD HeR0: (glug glug)
MoTHeR FuCKeR: ETTÄ EE MUUTA KU HYVVEE JOOLUVA JA KIPPISTÄ!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: (glug glug)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (glug glug)
MoTHeR FuCKeR: (glug glug)
WaRe FuCKeR: (glug glug)
dArK sTuFfEr: (glug glug)
WoRLD HeR0: (glug glug)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND REMEMBER, GUYZ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I FUCKIN' LOVE YA!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR DA BEST CREW EVER!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU WORLD DOMINATION 1995!!!
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