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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x1D =========
DaTE: 1994-12-20 aT aBoUT 8:55
LoCATiON: kAeYtAeVaE, LiETeVeDeN yLaEaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLaE, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: CWU mEMBERS (ELiTE):
mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dArK sTuFfEr cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WaRe FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WoRLD HeR0 cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALEpHUKKEN LAMERS:
MIKKO "The SkeneMies" KALLiO
JANI "IceHockeyMan" ROMPPAiNEN
+ oThER mEGALAmERs pRoBaBLY===========================================================================
IceHockeyMan: Well, hi Mega...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, hi?
IceHockeyMan: Has that there NHL 95 already come out as warez?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: There was some release recently... but whatta fukk are you asking me 'bout that and not Mikko?
IceHockeyMan: Well, I guess Mikko won't be trading a single meg for a while...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, 'coz those phone bills came yesterday!!!
IceHockeyMan: Yeah, the whole crew had emergency meetings last night for that...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAHAH!!!
EERO: But could ye copy that there game to us if ye've already got it?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've got one condition...
EERO: What's that?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da next time when we choose teams in the sports class, ya must choose me first and leave Mikko as last!
IceHockeyMan: Whatta bloody hell again now dammit!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This is da condition for tradin' anything for ya! Take it or leave it!
EERO: But ya can't even stand up when wearing skates dammit!!! We'd use all of our credibility if we chose ya first!!!
IceHockeyMan: Right, we can't accept that!! If there was anything else -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sorry but NOTHING ELSE'S ENUFF FOR COMPENSATION!!!
EERO: WE FUCKIN' RATHER BUY THE GAME IN POSTAL ORDER GODDAMMIT!!!
IceHockeyMan: So if ye really reckon that we'd do that to save even a few hundred marks then GO FUCK YOURSELF BOY!!!
EERO: RIGHT THERE, FUCK OFF ALREADY WITH THEM THERE SUGGESTIONS!!!
IceHockeyMan: Oh, now's that there Mikko comin' too...
ThE SkEneMiEs: Hi Mega... did y'all get bill from Tele yesterady?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we got...
ThE SkEneMiEs: Was it even a bloody big one?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nope, actually at the same sizes as da last time...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT WHAT 'BOUT YA?
ThE SkEneMiEs: WE FUCKIN' GOT AT LEAST AN EIGHT-THOUSAND MARK BILL!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: DUNNO IF YER CHEATIN' ME NOW BUT MAN, YE FUCKIN' TRADED YERSELF TO THE FIRST SLOT IN PC-TOP AND YE SAY YE DINNA GET A BIGGER BILL THAN USUAL!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that's 'coz we ain't any fuckin' Mikrobitti lamers! We've got darkboxes we can avoid phone bills with...
ThE SkEneMiEs: WHATTA BLOODY HELL?? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da secret REAL_ELiTE techneex...
ThE SkEneMiEs: Y'ALL SHOULD'VE TOLD ME EARLIER!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Why in hell should've we told anything o such PC-only-lamers?
ThE SkEneMiEs: TOTALLY UNFAIR, CHEATIN' LIKE THAT!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Man, ye talk aboot some unfairnness and yer parents have much bigger income than Mega's mummy!
IceHockeyMan: COME ON HEY now fellas, y'all cheated in the contest! The rules must be same for everbody if ye compete, hey!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We didn't cheat in anything... everything's allowed in group wars! This ain't any fuckin' baseball!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: If somebody's lame enuff to not know some secret trick, then we won't fuckin' volunteer to **tasoittaa for it!
ThE SkEneMiEs: IT'S STILL FUCKIn' UNFAIR!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It ain't unfair, we're just some higher-class masters that ya!
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, we could actually me merciful enough to give some **tasoitus... if ye pay us a hundred marks, ye might get one of our extra darkboxes so ya can do free calls too!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Yeah, Stuffie, that' a good one!) ThE SkEneMiEs I don't really need that anymaw...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Come on, ya want it... Buy it now, darkboxes normally cost at least a thousnad but now ya'd get one for a hundred!
ThE SkEneMiEs: I said I don't need, so I don't... 'coz my dad said I've now gotta sell my machine away to get the bill paid!
ThE SkEneMiEs: SO THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH FOR FORCIN' ME OUTTA DA SCENE DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAH!!! YAR ACTUALLY LOSIN' YAR FUCKIN' COMPUTER 'COZ OF YAR PHONE BILL!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: BWAHAHAH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND THAT'S JUST RIGHT! DA SCENE WANTS NONE OF YAR KINDA MIKROBITI LAMERZ ANYMORE! LAMERZ LEAVE, ELITEZ STAY!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IF YA WANNA MANAGE ON THIS PLANET YA'VE GOTTA HAVE CUNNING!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Fuck all of yer cunning, WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BEAT Y'ALL UP ON THE NEXT SPORTS CLASS!!!
EERO: RIGHT, Y'ALL CHEATERS DESERVE NUFFIN' BUT SOME REAL BEAT-UP FEST!!
dArK sTuFfEr: That'd be the next Friday, right, the day afore x-mas eve? Bwahah!
ThE SkEneMiEs: I mean... BLOODY FUCK! Well, AFTER THE CHRISTMAS SERMON y'all gonna get yer faces kicked!
dArK sTuFfEr: And what makes ye reckon we'd come to hear some Jesus-lamer Christmas sermon? God fuckin' suxx and Satan rulezz!
IceHockeyMan: FUCKIN' CHEATERS AIN'T EVEN COMIN' TO CHRISTMAS SERMON DAMMIT!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: It's ye who's cheatin' here with such Jesus crap... SO, WHO'S THE CHEATER HERE NOW, EH?
IceHockeyMan: FAIR GAME RULES ARE FAIR GAME RULES, DAMMIT!!! COME ON!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Y'ALL GET YAR ASSES KICKED SOMEWHERE IF NOT ON THE CHURCHYARD!!! LIKE, ON THE LUNCH BREAK! BLOOOODDY FUCKIN' HELL DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hahaha... we're gonna releasing a real colly 'bout your lameness 'coz of this... MIKKO KALLIO IS MUCH LAMER, DA ULTIMATE COLLECTION!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'd even put it in da file_id.diz like MIKKO "ThE SkEneMiEs KALLIO UNFORTUNATELY HAD TO LEAVE THE SCENE BECAUSE OF MAKIN' A FUCKIN' 8000-MK BILL FOR HIMESLF and da daddy-baddy takes his lame PC away...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAH! WHATTA LAME-O! We're gonna spread that to every fuckin' elite board after that so everybody sees HOW MEGALAME YA ARE!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Fuck it then, who cares what they reckon in some boards anymore.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Will yar lame crew dissolve now too?
ThE SkEneMiEs: How in a hell could a crew stay up without the headman!? Of course this will be the end of SUoMEN HUiPPU KoPSARiT's whole scene career!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: AND OUR CREW'S LAST PROD WILL BE A TOTAL FUCKIN' BEAT-UP OF THE HAUTATAIPALE SHITFACE GANG!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: THANK Y'ALL SO FUCKIN' MUCH FOR SPOILIN' OUR CHRISTMAS DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAH!!!
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