C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x1B

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x1b =========

DaTE:     1994-12-02 aT aBoUT 08:55

LoCATiON: kAEyTaeVAE, LiETeVeDeN yLaEaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLaE, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  CWU mEMBERS (ELiTE):

          mR.mEgAsTuFf  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dArK sTuFfEr  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          WaRe FuCKeR   cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          WoRLD HeR0    cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE

          pHUKKEN LAMERS:

          MIKKO "The SkeneMies" KALLiO
          JANI "IceHockeyMan" ROMPPAiNEN
          + OThER mEGALAMErs FroM oUR cLASS, iNCLuDINg JANETZKU & pAEiVI
          + TAUNO-OPE (tEacHES eNKLiSH tO uS, buAhAHA! pOOR gUY!!!)

===========================================================================

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Has da great warez emperor of our school, Mikko "Pelit BBS" Kallio, already seen da latest PC-Top...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Worth checkin' out first who's on da position number ONE! Lke that, ya fuckin' lamer!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya've gotta start adjust to da fact that CWU is now officially da tuffest pirate crew in Finland!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: None of any miserable local PD lamer crews HAS NO CHANCE against us! BWAHAHAHAH!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: But yer face won't be all that happy after a few weeks when Tele has sent the phone bills!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And guess ya might get some whips on yar ass from yar mother, 'cause ya ain't been tradin' that little either!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But today is today, and TODAY CWSU IS DA FUCKIN' KING OF DA WHOLE PIRATE SCENE OF FINLAND, AND SHK DWELLS IN ITS LAMENESS!

ThE SkEneMiEs: For the fucks's sake, dinna ye reckon that tradin' is some trained-monkey business, just a month ago!? GUESS IT WAS JUST JEALOUSY BACK THEN!

ThE SkEneMiEs: Ye were all like there's not much meanin' in tradin', but once ye got to the first place at PC-Top yer now s'posed to be the KING OF THE FINNISH SCENE!! So fuck off there already boy!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: Eliteness comes from totally other things! Have ye even visited MBnet yet 'cause ye've just been tradin'...?

ThE SkEneMiEs: BWAHAHAH! YE RECKON YER SOME REAL SCENE MAN AND THEN YE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MBNET!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: That's what ye get if ye don't read magazines, ye don't know anything what's going on in da world...

ThE SkEneMiEs: IT'S TOTALLY NOT A LAMER THING! MikroBitti magazine has founded an InterNet-like board...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bwahah yeah, AN INTERNET-LIKE BOARD right da way... yar so out, man!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya should've said like A PELIT-BBS-LIKE BOARD and it might've matched a bit better...

ThE SkEneMiEs: How in fuck are ye s'posed to know what kinda board it is, as ye've never even called it!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, A LAMER MAGAZINE PUTS UP A BOARD FOR LAMERS, what else could it then be like than Pelit BBS!?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Must be fuckin' full of some Down-syndrome mongoloids who download some 300-day-old PD games their mouths open and tongues out, followin' some fuckin' button-by-button instructions from the MikroBitti magazine...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then there yar ALL SO PROUD BRAGGIN 'BOUT CALLIN' SOME SUPER-EASY LEECIN' PARADISE OF LEARNIN'-DISABLED PD LAMOS... YAR SO FUCKIN' AWKWARD DAMMIT!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: IT'S FUCKIN' INTERNET-LIKE, THERE'S HELLUVA LOTSA NODEZ AND MESSAGE AREAS AND A NODECHAT...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya seem to be a bit clueless 'bout what da whole InterNet even is, comparin' some board to it!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: I reckon it's very possible to compare them... and I think MBnet is better...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA COME THERE AND CLAIM AT MY FACE THAT MIKROBITTI'S OWN PD-LAME BOARD IS BETTER THAN DA WHOLE FUCKIN' INTERNET!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: Well, IT IS better!!! There's PCBoard there!!! So common folks can use it too and not just some fuckin' Unix experts...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It is somehow harder to read some FreeNet menus than some PCBoard menus...?

ThE SkEneMiEs: It's not aboot menus!!! Even though those InterNet menus are duller and harder than MBnet menus...

ThE SkEneMiEs: There ain't even any colors there in the InterNet! I don't get it how y'all stand some black'n'white InterNet and all its dumb-arse menus with sump'n like AIRPORT and DISCUSSION CAFE...

ThE SkEneMiEs: Yeah right, the menus and MBnet are somewhat dumb-arse too, but at least the normal PCBoard commands work there!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: I mean for real, InterNet is so lame that we should fuckin' make a capture of InterNet sysop, he's gotta be fuckin' lame for havin' made some stupid cafe menus like that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAHAH!!! I mean for real, "CAPTURE OF INTERNET SYSOP", don't ya really have a fuckin' clue 'bout anything!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And ya even think that some FreeNet's airport menus are some "menus made by the InterNet sysop"... YAR SO FUKKEN AWKWARD!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR EVEN LAMER THAN DA PIG FARM SYSOP!!! WHO REALLY BELIEVED THAT BILL CLINTON'S GONNA GIVE HIM A MOTOR SLEDGE AS A GIFT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar even worse than him 'coz ya believe that FreeNet is da whole InterNet even though no REAL_ELiTE even uses any fuckin' FreeNet...

ThE SkEneMiEs: And MBnet is anytime better than some superdull board that ain't even got a SINGLE ANSI PIC, just some black'n'white text...

ThE SkEneMiEs: And where any normal commands don't even work and ye've gotta know a hundred key combos to get out of some fuckin' editor ye accidentally get into... GODDAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: One more time, ya fuckin' Mikrobitti mongoloid... INTERNET IS NO FUCKIN' BOARD!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: If ya had access to any other InterNet site than FreeNet then ya could PERHAPS BARELY GET IT...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But no, FreeNet is da whole InterNet for a guy like ya, I mean BWAHAHAH!!!

JANETZU: Why are y'all guys always fighting aboot some computer things? Ain't it like childish or sump'n?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT AIN'T! And look at yar own goddamn fights 'bout if some fuckin' TAKE THAT is better than NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK...

JANETZU: WE DON'T FIGHT ABOOT THAT, NKOTB AIN'T BEEN IN FASHION FOR MANY YEARS ANYMAW!!!

JANETZU: Nobody but some backwater hillbillies listen to NKOTB anymaw... and we've just gotta tell 'em what they need to listen...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean HEY, it's all da same with me, needin' to correct Mikko 'bout his lame misconceptions...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And have ya even thought 'bout that yar NKOTB and Take That ARE BOTH SO FUCKIN' DISTURBINGLY PISSY DIARRHEA-PUKED SHIT YA GET A FUCKIN' BRAIN PARALYSIS FROM IF YA EVEN ACCIDENTALLY HEAR A BIT OF IT DAMMIT...

dArK sTuFfEr: Have y'all ever thought 'boot that METALLICA or GUNS'N'ROSES for example are damn much better music than those shits y'all listen...

JANETZU: Dammit, backwater hillbilly dudes know NUFFIN ABOOT ANYTHING! Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' FAGGOTS!!!

dArK sTuFfEr & mR.mEgAsTuFf & dA dArK ELiTE & ThE SkEneMiEs: METALLICA!!! METALLICA!!!

TAUNO-OPE: You girls should learn to pronounce the name of your favorite band! It is THAT and not any TATT!

TAUNO-OPE: You're gonna get some extra homework for this... ask your family members for a permission to push your tongue out if you don't dare it otherwise!

TAUNO-OPE: Well, you've gotta improve the pronounciation of that one as well, Jaana! But let's get to the class...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (For da fuxx sake, GIRLS gotta be da lamest lamers ever, dammit... for fuckin' real, TAYK TATT! Can't fathom this...)