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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x19 =========
DaTE: 1994-11-14 aT aBoUT 08:45
LoCATiON: kAEyTaeVAE, LiETeVeDeN yLaEaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLaE, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: CWU mEMBERS (ELiTE):
dArK sTuFfEr cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WoRLD HeR0 cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH sYpHiLiS-rEIjO's "mErcEdES-bENZ" cARpHUKKEN LAMERS:
MIKKO "The SkeneMies" KALLiO
JANI "IceHockeyMan" ROMPPAiNEN
+ OThER mEGALAMErs FroM oUR cLASS===========================================================================
dA dArK ELiTE: Hey look man, yer here already!
dA dArK ELiTE: We were reckoning in the bus that ye'd been a week away from school already!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, I meant to be home even today but Reijo forced me into his fuckin' ugly Mercedes and brought me here!!
WoRLD HeR0: What were you doing home the whole last week? You didn't even call Darkman!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I was fuckin' tradin'!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So Mikko lamer HAS NONE KINDA CHANCE anymore unless he takes starts hurryin' up like hell...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DIDYA HEAR, THAT, MIKKO!? LIKE, HURRY UP THERE MAN, YAR GONNA LOSE YAR WAREZ EMPERORNESS!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Oh, that fuckin' faggot clown's come back to school and all clueless like always!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Don't ye even know that those fuckin' caps are chasin' me!? They even came to our house a week ago...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh yeah, right, 'coz ya stole that Amiga! Bwahahah! Man, yar so jealous for those with a better machine that ya stole...
ThE SkEneMiEs: I DINNA STEAL THAT FUCKIN' SHITTY GEAR!!! I HAIN'T EVEN SEEN IT ONCE DAMMIT, AND THE COPS COME TO QUESTION ME!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: I've needed to explain that to everbody the whole week... and guess the cops are watching even my phone line now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So you fink they're watching it 'coz of some stealin'? I guess they might have better things to do... So, back to yar trading, ya fuckin' lamer clown!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Fuck's sake...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Man, ya don't even have King's Quest Seven yet... hot days warez... and EVERYBODY WHO WANTS KQ7 CAN GET IT FROM ME FOR FREE, JUST GIMME 27 FLOPPIES...
ThE SkEneMiEs: Yer fuckin' givin' NPD away for free!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT YA LOSE YAR WAREZ EMPEROR FAME...
ThE SkEneMiEs: With whatta arse I'm gonna pay my phonebills with if everbody's gonna get NPD from ye for free...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe with yar own arse, bwahah!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But for real, if ya wanna have da cd-rip of that game then ya can gimme twenty-seven empty disks and I can copy it to ya... and every other lamer who wants it...
ThE SkEneMiEs: YER THE LAMER HERE, YE BLOODY FUCKIN' FAGGOT!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Everyone in C00LeS WaReZ UNiON has fuckin' risen above that material level...
MSS: So none of us reads any Bilderberg and Microsoft's propaganda zines UNLIKE MISTER EMISSARY OF LAMENESS, MIKKO "PELIT BBS" KALLIO!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Fuckin' fuck!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: And Microsoft is the best! Especially now that Windows Chicago's comin' then it's gonna be a hundred times better than any OS/2 and other shit!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: And I'm sure that there Internet's a fuckin' piece of shit for real, boards are better for sure!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck that, WINDOWZ SUCKZ 4EVA!!! DOS RULEZ!!! MICROSOFT SUCKZ!!! AND INTERNET RULEZ!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: Ain't DOS also -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I fuckin' meant 4DOS and not MS-DOS!!! Ya don't even need to write anything completely there but just press da tab key!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar such a Mikrobitti lamer that ya don't even know what 4DOS is!!! Microsoft suckz for not comin' up with such an idea!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And da WHOLE FUCKIN' PC IS SUCKIN' FUCKIN' MUCH ANYWAY, AMIGA RULEZ!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: AMIGA FUCKIN' SUCKZ!!! PC RULEZ!!! AND WINDOWS RULEZ!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHANG TO SUCH AMIGA-DEFENDERS!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: YER JUST TRYIN' TO TEASE ME WITH THAT THERE AMIGA STUFF 'CAUSE YE KNOW I'M SCREWED 'CAUSE OF ONE!!!
ThE SkEneMiEs: I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAHAH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And what's up with ya, Fathie?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' FaTHeR FuCKeR... have ya already made up a new handle for ya?
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, I could be like WaRe FuCKeR...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, right, I guess it's okay...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Even though ya don't know a lot 'bout warez 'coz yar still just borrowin' that modem from Osmo...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Well, I'm gonna get a real Terbo mawdem for x-mas, and then I'm gonna be a real warez man!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, but anyway, yar WaRe FuCKeR now...
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Did yar muttah throw yar old Amiga to da landfill already?
WaRe FuCKeR: No, she dinna have time, 'cause I could bring it to that there Stuffie for safety...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, good then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, should I take some Amiga 500 to my home as well, at least better than nuffin'?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MoTHeR FuCKeR, d'ya need yar old Amiga?
MoTHeR FuCKeR: I guess it might well go...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah right! We can then watch all da touch demos together even if da newest ones don't work!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And what's happened in Darkman lately, now that I ain't been callin' there?
WoRLD HeR0: It was worth it to join that there GateNet! We're now gettin' much more messages and there's much more to talk aboot...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: All these PD lamer nets, are there anything but some fuckin' PD lamos babbling' some lame stuff?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess my head would totally blow up if I joined those areas!
WoRLD HeR0: At least there's some talk aboot Turbo Pascal codin'...
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, Sam gave a QWK packet to me as well, and now I've been readin' it and made some effects like a plasma effect and a fire effect!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Man, yar so tuff! Even a fire effect!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could ya copy those effies to me to, and their codez too?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah...
WoRLD HeR0: And they've also been talking aboot organizing some meeting...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not fuckin' gonna visit any GateNet meet-up and look at any fuckin' pot-haired PD lamos in their glasses!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Even if they could code neat effects with Turbo Pascal...
dArK sTuFfEr: They ain't PD lamos all of them, fuckin' cool some of them...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna organize Darkman's own meet-up...
WoRLD HeR0: But there ain't many callers to Darkman anymore since we made it private! We should invite some more folks there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We should make da board more appealin' so that Mikko would be even more jealous 'bout us! We could get some tuff guys in...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And maybe even those message-writin' PD lamers might have tuff guys...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Have you put a lot of more PPEs in yar board, by da way?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, I've now got almost a hundred PPEs installed!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've been finkin' that ya should maybe learn some PPL and start codin's ome PPEs that we put ONLY in our own board without givin' 'em to anybody else!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean, not any decompilations with changed ANSIs but sumthing that's our own from the start, like some fuckin' tuff ones...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, now I got an idea! Come over here...
WoRLD HeR0: So...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'ya know if it might be possible to have a PPE that like fakes more nodez for us?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So it would seem like we had like eight private nodez in our board and some gigaelite dood tradin' on each of them...
WoRLD HeR0: Dunno, I guess it might be possible... but I'll need to learn that there PPL first...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah... BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE DA WHOLE MIKKO LAMER'S CREW TOTALLY JEALOUS!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU IS DA BEST CREW IN DA WORLD EVER, SHK SUCKZ!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I guess C.O.P. might be tuffer for now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, and makin' it straight it's HELLUVA MANY TIMES TUFFER!
Nojoo, no totta puhuen sanotaan et IHAN HELVETIN MONTA KERTAA KOVEMPI! That comment of mine was just for raisin' da feelin'...
dArK sTuFfEr: And now that ye mentioned C.O.P...
dArK sTuFfEr: I've been suspicous lately if it works for real, that gear pHASERhAWK gave ye last monday? That there darkbox or whatever...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't ya trust da word of da REAL_ELiTE?
dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon there's sumthang suspicious here now...
dArK sTuFfEr: Wouldna it be worthy, just to make sore, to ask that there Osmo Kärkkäinen to check what's inside there and if it works at all! Afore ye make helluva bills for yer mum...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah but da C.O.P. dudes said that there's some enchantment that fades if ya open it...
dArK sTuFfEr: There's FUCKIN' no enchantment there! Sounds like some super prank!
dArK sTuFfEr: They're gonna laugh there arses off for believin' such a thick story!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err... well, ya may have a point there... I'm gonna show it to Osmo and ask him!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And FUCK IT if C.O.P. has now fooled with us, I'M NEVER GONNA FORGIVE 'EM FOR IT!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Don't shout there... pHASERhAWK may be in this corridor and hear!
dArK sTuFfEr: Or, maybe he might hear even some farther away with some telepathy!
dArK sTuFfEr: There's one more thang that made me wonder aboot C.O.P...
dArK sTuFfEr: I mean, what they jabbered aboot that there Soviet Union? Is Amiga really some communist-preferred machine?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, ain't it an American machine? How could it be communist-preferred?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: They maybe meant sumthing totally else with that... sumthing we PC lamerz can't fathom.
dArK sTuFfEr: Oh, right... their stories seemed to be from some much higher level for real... such weird folks...
dArK sTuFfEr: Wonder if that there mINDeAGLE had some telepathic skills for real, 'cause he noticed that one thang?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dunno really... might very well be... trained up with some damn elite Amiga-only software...
dArK sTuFfEr: At least I would like to have some of them there skills too!
dArK sTuFfEr: It'd be so tuff to get to read all kinds of stuff from lamer-Mikko's mind and then tease him aboot it!!
dArK sTuFfEr: And some astral travel would be really tough as well... especially if we could make some Poltergeists to every lamer's room!
dArK sTuFfEr: I've been collectin' some textfiles from boardz, with some stuff 'bout that there OOBE and others...
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, I've read that there OOBE text too... I just haven't had the gust to test it yet, 'cause I'm a bit afraid of those...
dArK sTuFfEr: Oh, now that Kerttu-teacher's comin'...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (fuckin' wrinkly-Kerttu...)
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