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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x4E =========
DaTE: 1995-10-12 aT aBoUT 20:30
LoCATi0N: sOMe mOpED gANG'S hARdKorE mEETiNG pLACE, LiETeVESi KiRKoNkYLaE
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
MoTHeR WaNKeR / fORMeRLY C00LeS WaREZ UNiON
+ sOme MopED gANGzTaHz===========================================================================
SAMPPA: Korhonen came 'ere with that there Mika Tossavainen!
TOMPPA: Good birthingsday, Korhonen!
MASA: Righty-right.
EERO: Man, yer now allowed to ride yer moped even on the public roads!!
MASA: It ain't mattered afore either! Them cops never patrol that Lahopää road anyway...
SAMPPA: Yeah, but anyhow!
SAMPPA: And yer now allowed to drive tractor also.
EERO: On public roads.
MASA: Yeah, well, that's a bit tuffer thang there.
TOMPPA: And whose boys d'ye belong to? Were ye that there Sari's little bro?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
TOMPPA: I'm not fuckin' trustin' Sari and I won't trust ye!
TOMPPA: So, if ye wanna be in our gang ye gotta take the long way to prove yer trustability!
SAMPPA: Well, maybe we should give him the chance...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't fuckin' think that I'd be like her!
TOMPPA: Well, at least yer tawkin' the Helsinki faggot dialect like some pro-EU moneylord!
EERO: Ye know Savonian too, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I know it...
TOMPPA: We've also heard some stories of that there computer gang of y'alls! Y'all steal boats and worship Satan...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Korhonen was with us in that there boat thang also!
MASA: Yeah, I got it started and drove it...
TOMPPA: So, 'twas all aboot Korhonen's knowings there.
TOMPPA: I actually let that there Masa's pal here now 'cause he might know sump'n on his own as well.
TOMPPA: That he would've got a kinda skill or whatever to give our gang that we ain't got otherwise.
EERO: I've heard ye've got the master key for our school.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
TOMPPA: Well, d'ye have it with ye?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I, well, err, forgot to take it with me...
TOMPPA: If ye ain't got that there key with ye now, then we don't believe that ye had it to begin with!!
MASA: I've seen it that he's got it...
SAMPPA: The master key would be really useful to get to that there woodworkin' classroom.
SAMPPA: Them there Abloy locks in our schools are too fine, our pickin' skills ain't enuff for 'em.
SAMPPA: I heard there used to be easier locks there...
TOMPPA: But now that ye ain't got the key, we canna count it as naw reason to take ye in.
TOMPPA: What else have ye got?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well...
MASA: At least he canna tune a moped anymaw than what I've taught him.
SAMPPA: Well, hey, would ye know some of them there hacker business?
SAMPPA: Like, ye could like break into a bank and put heaps of money to some account we can get it from...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we've got them dArK- I mean, two guys who've been doin' them there rootings a bit more.
TOMPPA: But we ain't talking aboot 'em but ye! The other fellas were some traitors and all, weren't they!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, right, I could maybe know it too, in principle...
TOMPPA: Ye've gotta prove that too afore ye get to the gang!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright then, let's prove it then...
SAMPPA: And what aboot games, would ye know how to cheat in 'em?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I know sump'n...
SAMPPA: Like, how to get money out of Pajatso?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I bet there could be some cheatin' methods for that...
TOMPPA: But ye don't even reach the Pajatso moneyhole yet, do ye!
TOMPPA: Guess ye only know aboot computer games...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, come on, I do -
TOMPPA: And startin' them there Helsinki faggot dialects once again.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm tryin' to tawk Savonian then.
TOMPPA: What aboot d'ye know anythang else, sump'n ye could actually prove?
MASA: At least there'd be them there alderdolls...
SAMPPA: Oh, yeah right, them!!!
EERO: So it's comin' to all crackpot stuff now?
TOMPPA: Wonder if they've been even workin'?
MASA: Well, actually I've now gotten laid by that there Elina...
EERO: Whatta hell! I ain't never managed to!!
TOMPPA: For real, now? After ye'd wanked to that there alderdoll that looks like Elina?
MASA: Yeah... except that Kuusinen had to like activate it first afore it started workin'.
EERO: God-bloody-dammit! And I reckoned that them there Satan-worshippings would've been total woo-hoo!!
TOMPPA: Yer name was Tossavainen, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yah...
TOMPPA: Tossavainen... would ye know how to activate alderdolls?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Of course I know!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's just an instructions from some computer textfile that says how it's done!
TOMPPA: Have ye got any other dolls ready there, Korhonen?
MASA: Well, there's one of Jaana...
TOMPPA: Wow, bloody fuck there!
SAMPPA: Jaana's comin' here soon also... or sometime aroond tonight...
TOMPPA: Have ye got that there Jaana doll with ye, Korhonen?
MASA: Nope...
TOMPPA: Are ye keepin' it at home?
MASA: Right there, right...
TOMPPA: Fuck! Ye've gotta start ridin' back home now and bring the doll here!
TOMPPA: Put it in some bag so it stays hidden. Ye can't let Jaana see it.
TOMPPA: And once we've got it here, we're gonna activate it with Tossavainen and then try if we'd get laid by Jaana.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've got one extra condition...
TOMPPA: What's that?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've also gotta be allowed to wank at it.
TOMPPA: Okey okey then, that's a deal.
TOMPPA: Guess ye deserve gettin' laid as well, if yer becomin' the witchdoctor of yer gang.
MASA: But this boy's startin' the ride now.
EERO: Could we already start them there kiljus in the meantime?
MASA: Start 'em right there, that's why they're here... for my birthingsday... as long as y'all don't drink all of it!
SAMPPA: I'm gonna bring 'em 'ere canisters in.
MASA: But nuffin' but howdy-ho then, and let's see y'all again after some hours!
TOMPPA: Howdy-ho...
EERO: Yeah, bye...
TOMPPA: I guess it ain't worthy for ye to start yet, Tossavainen, 'cause it's now important that ye do yer formulas sober...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, err...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: They've usually worked for us only if we've first drunk some. Just a little bit.
TOMPPA: Really?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, guess it somehow frees yar mind or sump'n, takin' that booze, so the magics get out...
TOMPPA: Okey then, guess we've gotta give that there kilju to ye also.
SAMPPA: Take the first draught there, Tossavainen. The witchdoctor's draught.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (glug glug glug)
TOMPPA: Guess that'd open ye enuff for the magic to work...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I believe so...
EERO: (glug glug glug)
TOMPPA: (glug glug glug)
SAMPPA: (glug glug glug)
EERO: (glug glug glug)
TOMPPA: (glug glug glug)
SAMPPA: It's somebody comin' in!!
EERO: Guess it might be Jaana now.
JANETZU: Hi...
JANETZU: WHATTA HELL??
TOMPPA: Is sump'n wrong there?
JANETZU: WHAT'S THAT HERE FUCKIN' MIKA DOIN' HERE???
TOMPPA: He's in our gang now that he left that there computer gang...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I've gotten to my senses and quit all them there computer shit... and Satan-worshippings...
JANETZU: Okey then... but I wouldna let ye in there still!!
TOMPPA: Take some kilju too, Jaana, and maybe yer gonna see too how good fella Tossavainen is!
JANETZU: (glug glug glug)
SAMPPA: He ain't all that bad once ye get to know him a bit...
EERO: (glug glug glug)
TOMPPA: (glug glug glug)
SAMPPA (glug glug glug):
JANETZU: Well, let's see... are ye fellas gonna skip the school tomorrow?
SAMPPA: Ain't needin' to, 'cause not goin' to school anyway anymaw...
TOMPPA: We reckoned aboot gettin' blasted like hell tonight!!
JANETZU: Guess I'm gonna get too then!!
JANETZU: (glug glug glug)
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