C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x2D

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x2D =========

DaTE:     1995-05-06 aT aBoUT 13:00

LoCATi0N: HöNtTÖLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
          WoRLD HeR0 / CWU
          dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
          WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
	  oSMo "oH7Mo" kÄRkkÄiNeN

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WaRe FuCKeR: No need to put batteries in the cassette player if ye bring it here!

WaRe FuCKeR: We can play as much as we want all kindsa true Burzum and Barathrum!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: I'm hearin' some UFO woops outside, maybe Osmo's Volkswagen... with Mika and our board machine onboard...

WaRe FuCKeR: We've already putten up a table for it... and the Tele folks put a phone plug in the wall!!

OH7MO: We could maybe move that there seat awyt too, to get space for some chair that's better to sit on.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Masa came to install that lock system there, and we've now got four keys for it.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: For information of da rest of ya too: this board machine must be kept secret as long as we can!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya do know that diarrhea**-brained concentration-camp Reijo who's surely gonna start sabotagin' da project da day he hears 'bout it!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da last one to leave must always shut da toilet door! And if yar inside alone, then keep da door shut and be quiet, so that none of da kids who visit da house will notice.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'll arrange da electricity so that we've only got one workin' fuse, so that nobody's gonna notice that there's power comin' from da wall.

OH7MO: An amber monitor from Salora, a megabyte of RAM, a hard disk of 160 megs, a V.32 card modem -

WaRe FuCKeR: I've got some cords with me, may I start connectin' them aleady? Pleeze pleeze, may I stat connectin' the cords?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Don't yet, 'cause we still hafta open it and put my own hard disk inside as a slave, to copy Frontline from there...

dA dArK WaNKeR: Where've ye been all this time? We agreed that it's Frontline that's moving to Hönttölä now!

DDW My parents will maybe get to sleep at night now, 'cause mawdem callers ain't wakin' them up...:

DDW I've fuckin' forgotten to detach the phone for the night a couple of times already!:

WaRe FuCKeR: I guess I'm gonna hafta always use the board locally, to avoid terrible phone bills and what happened last time...

OH7MO: At least Jyri and Kasper are livin' so close to here, that we could in principle connect their homes to here with direct wires.

OH7MO: When we were kids I and Erkki Kähkönen built a telegraph line between our homes, half a kilometre of woods in between.

OH7MO: We also tried it for telephone connection at some point. So, guess y'all might get data movin' there as well if we just get long enough copper wires from somewhere...

WoRLD HeR0: We could maybe use that for savin' in our Internet phone bills too...

WoRLD HeR0: If one of us is calling the Internet, then he can start up Slirp on the Unix side...

WoRLD HeR0: And if the caller has Linux in his machine, then the others can connect his machine thru them private nodes -

WoRLD HeR0: Slirp is used to kinda become part of the same network as the Unix machine that runs it... you can come to check it out at my place some time, Mega.

WoRLD HeR0: It'd also be the solution for your problem how to use IRC while trading warez.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dunno if I got this right now, but ya mean that everybody in that network could also use IRC while trading?

WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, the band of the modem connection is kinda divided between all of the users.

WoRLD HeR0: The data won't be transferrin' any faster, but many folks can share the band.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean hey, that's so much more advanced than any SModem that MBnet lamerz praise as some kinda super protocol!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could we also use da connection when nobody's calling da Internet?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: In that case we could build that kinda network of our own in Hautataipale! Fuckin' CWUnet 2.0!!! Yar a fuckin' genius, Workie!!!

OH7MO: I guess y'all might want some kinda network adapters right there along the copper wire...?

OH7MO: I'm not all that sure how ethernet would run in plaun copper, but I could maybe try to find some kinda solution.

WoRLD HeR0: Well, you could maybe come here to Hönttölä with your machines and connect to the same network here...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' DOOM IS STILL PROHIBITED IN C.W.U.! Although folks do often play it like that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess ya've been readin' some GateNet once again, 'cause ya got that idea right away?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we won't be fuckin' part of no goddamn FakeNet as long as it's got that Warehouse 2000 that Tim stole from me!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: No CWU board must ever be part of FakeNet, and no CWU member is allowed to write there unless he fakes himself!!!

OH7MO: I think I should leave for the town soon, I've gotta haul my stuff away from the office...

OH7MO: Well, they gave me a threat when I was bringin' the machine from the townhouse...

dArK sTuFfEr: Who gave ye such a thing? Ain't them premises mostly empty anyway?

OH7MO: I might start goin' right now... hope y'all get the board runnin' by tonight!

OH7MO: Guess nobody's gonna have time for tune it tomorrow, 'cause there's that ice hockey final match comin' and all's gotta prepare for watchin' it...

OH7MO: Oh, I see, maybe today's youngsters then are a bit different folks than our generation...

WaRe FuCKeR: Could we call that there Tim's board and kill it? Pleeze pleeze, could we call -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I could just sneakily put some virus there, da kind that works so cunningly that Tim would only blame himself for breakin' da board...

dArK sTuFfEr: We could like pretend to him that we're a girl and then talk some perv stuff with him...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: A fuckin' tuff idea in principle, but if Tim is even slightly suspects that somebody's made a prank call to his board, he'll surely ask Reijo to find out da numba it came from!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That'd then revel our board, even if we didn't even release da capture.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So we should rather call from totally other numbers, even though he ain't got any caller-id device 'cause he's got no idea 'bout their usefulness...

dArK sTuFfEr: Would we call to the Internet? So WoRLD HeR0 could then show to everbody how his new script's workin'!

WoRLD HeR0: And that's why we haven't had the time to put any good logs from it on CWU.Eliteonlylle or anywhere!

WoRLD HeR0: Could you please let me sit? I could then call Picture where it's runnin' under Screen...

dArK sTuFfEr: Could ye turn the monitor so that we'd see it here at the door too...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yell at me once we've in, 'cause we've surely get to wait like 15 minutes...

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myxter@thanatos:~$ screen -r

WoRLD HeR0: Well, it's an IRC client running the script... and you surely notice the difference if you look closer!

*myxter* !addf elliisa h0ttie
[SEED => elliisa] moi
[SEED => h0ttie] moi
*myxter* !addm riku80 tomboy
[SEED => riku80] moi
[SEED => tomboy] moi
[elliisa => FIND_M] no moi
[riku80 => FIND_F] moi vaan
+++ Connection added: elliisa <=> riku80
[riku80 => elliisa] miten menee???
[elliisa => riku80] mitäs täs...

WoRLD HeR0: No, they're actually messaging with the bot, but the bot always forwards the messages from a specific nick to another and vice versa...

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, if ye consider that the bot's supposed to automatically chat with girls, we've already got kinda semiautomatics here.

WaRe FuCKeR: I mean, ye could do helluva pranks with that, just go in between at some right point!!! We'd get the best captures ever outta it!!!

WoRLD HeR0: Of course I could also try makin' a boring A.I. that chats to them, but the lamer engine works so much better for now.

WoRLD HeR0: However, as the bot's collectin' those chatlogs at the same time, we can see there what kinda things they're usually chatting about...

WoRLD HeR0: And based on it, we can design an artificial intelligence that can react to the girls' messages just like the lamer boys.

WoRLD HeR0: Both of them think they're talking with purri, and if either of them mentiones the bot's nick, then that also gets replaced by the target's nick.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Still, that there "Elliisa" might wonder what kinda dumbhead that chatter is when he doesn't realize from her nick that she's a girl...

WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, theres a hell of a bunch of problems, and even a slightly more intelligent chatters may easily get suspicious...

WoRLD HeR0: But most of the folks on those channels are that kinda morons that they rarely notice anything!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what if da bot finds some sensible gal there, and she'd get to chat with that kinda glue-sniffer turd and we'll lose all of our chances to her?

WoRLD HeR0: Well, I've been plannin' to make it use several client connections or net up with bots runnin' elsewhere, so we'll get to use more nicks with that.

WoRLD HeR0: So, if that elliisa would get bored about riku80's stupidity, then we could try again with her thru another nick.

dArK sTuFfEr: If we had like a hundred bots in the botnet, then there could easily be like ninety-nine lamer boys to one sensible, and it'd work regardless...

dArK sTuFfEr: And havin' more nicks also helps avoid any suspicious reputation gatherin' to a single nick.

WoRLD HeR0: Of course we could estimate from their nicks and hosts if they're sensible or not...

WoRLD HeR0: At least all of those first-name-birth-year folks are mostly some helluva total lamers!

WH And if somebody's using some dialup host, then that's probably some Windows lamer and therefore of the same caste...:

[riku80 => elliisa] kerro jo sun maili ossas
[elliisa => riku80] miks pitäs?
[riku80 => elliisa] kun sä oot niin hyvän näkönen
[elliisa => riku80] ja mistähän sinä sen tiedät?
[riku80 => elliisa] kun sä sanoit et sä oot joskus seurustellu
[riku80 => elliisa] ei kukaa seurustelis muun kun hyvännäkösen kaa
[elliisa => riku80] olet sinäkin kyllä yks saatanan vatipää
[riku80 => elliisa] mixet voi antaa sun maili ossaa
[elliisa => riku80] en jaksa selittää tollaselle, pistän sinut ignoreen
[riku80 => elliisa] mikä on ingore
[elliisa => riku80] *plonk*

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Look whatta fuckin' retard that Riku is! We lost all of our chances for that Elliisa becoz of him!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could we just skip even addin' any of those firstname-birthyear lamerz!?

dArK sTuFfEr: So, it'd therefore be better to friend them up with the kinda emptyhead boys that might be closer to their wavelength!

dArK sTuFfEr: And as we're just tryin' to get laid anyway, then we're just interested in the pussy and not what's inside their heads, right?

WoRLD HeR0: Now there's only two lists I manually add nicks to, an 'm' list for the boys and an 'f' list for the girls...

WoRLD HeR0: But I've been plannin' to split both groups to lamer and less lame, and somehow automatize the adding of nicks there.

dArK sTuFfEr: And we really hain't losed that there Elliisa yet, 'cause we can reconnect her the next time we're using another nick...

WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, we can analyze the logs collected by the purri nick, estimate from them what kinda folks they are and then improve the classification for the next round that uses another nick.

WoRLD HeR0: We've still gotta try out different possibilities and then choose which to use.

dArK sTuFfEr: Of course if we ever found good folks there, then we can always start chattin' with them on our own!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Guess that's quite a good tactic there, that we let the lamers first heat up the girl, and then at some point throw the lamer away and continue pickin' her up on our own.

WoRLD HeR0: They quite often share their email addresses at the end of the chat.

WoRLD HeR0: So I made the kinda feature in the script that every mail address will get replaced by purri@freenet.hut.fi...

WoRLD HeR0: I made that account just for the bot. There's no automatics there, so you hafta swap the messages manually.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Altho yar script's still got some problems, I'm still so helluva convinced of its possibilities for real, that ya should really carry on with da development!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: On da other hand I don't believe that ya ever find as good galz on da IRC lamer channels as ya sometimes see on da boardz.

WaRe FuCKeR: So unfair, ye've told us not to use that net, and then yer disregardin' yer own rule!! Yer disregardin' -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I fuckin' ain't! Da rule specifically allows fake names!! Ya should listen better, ya fuckin' wax-ear!!

WoRLD HeR0: I've gotta disconnect now that we aren't talking about my script anymore...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've been replyin' to some of her messages from Os- I mean OH7MO's place, tryin' to hide there some hidden flirts, but SHE'S ALWAYS NOTICED ALL OF 'EM!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And she always knows how to respond back in such an evilly spot-on way!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: If there was such a girl in our school, then she'd get into CWU right away just for her insultin' skill...

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, at least that kinda name reveals right away that yer a fake, and who's even fakin' there apart from CWU?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Look who's talkin' there, fuckin' KASPER KOPSANEN! Ain't they ever thought in some realname board that yar a fake user?

dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon that there Taru's tryin' to seriously prove sump'n there.

dArK sTuFfEr: 'Cause it seems that all the tuffest insults always go to them who somehow disregard her or even notify that she's a girl...

dArK sTuFfEr: And then she always replies to all the most hardcore coding messages.

dArK sTuFfEr: So, it may be one helluva challenge to start flirtin' with somebody like that?

WoRLD HeR0: Well, then she's likely to regard us as total kids, so it's therefore a good idea as well if you've got a fake user for pretending to be older.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I don't fink we ever get her to call our board, 'coz it'd be long-distance for her, and she seems quite picky too!

WoRLD HeR0: GateNet users have them there "IRC meetings", where all the folks who write messages go to IRC at the same time. That could be our chance.

dArK sTuFfEr: It's just so hard to get into them, as all the possible Internet nodes are busy at that time, unless if ya accept Telesampo's high prices and Freenet...

WoRLD HeR0: I managed to get into the one last night... I connected to Picture Planet an hour earlier...

WoRLD HeR0: I did use up that hour carefully for tuning up the bot and I also downloaded some files in the meanwhile...

WoRLD HeR0: I've been thinking about deliberately script-connecting her with a high-level IRC user as possible, one that wouldn't underestimate her because of her gender.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that'd be a good idea, and if that wouldn't work, then connect to someone else thru another nick...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's fuckin' pitiful that I ain't got my own board no more, but we could maybe use this Frontline instead.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Our first goal would be to pick her up just enuff to get her call our board, and then I can -

WoRLD HeR0: They're having a GateNet live meeting at the place. They were planning it out on IRC yesterday as well, and tarnel was talking like she's coming...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, we've therefore FUCKIN' HAVE ONE HELLUVA TOTAL OBLIGATION TO VISIT JUHLA!!!

WoRLD HeR0: In the weekend after Midsummer, or it'll actually start on Thursday...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU herefore decides, that WE HAVE ONE HELLUVA OBLIGATION TO GET TO THIS SUMMER'S JUHLA PARTY!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: We could even make a demo there... and at least I reckoned aboot takin' part in the music compo with the fuckin' tuffest heavy-metal mod ever!!

WoRLD HeR0: I could at least take part in the coding, and it'd be good if somebody made some graphics too...

dArK sTuFfEr: PC demos are just as respected nowadays, and it's better to have a PC demo than no demo at all...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we've also gotta use enuff resourcez for developin' da pick-up script and pickin' up Taru, 'coz I WANT THAT TARU FOR MYSELF!

dArK sTuFfEr: We could maybe direct some magick at Taru so she'd lay back a little bit.

dArK sTuFfEr: I may call that there Mikkeli board and look if there'd be some picture conf among the files, with user photos there, or even a colly from some of their live meetings...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But remember to use a fake name 'coz that's a fuckin' FakeNet board!!

WoRLD HeR0: You wouldn't even hafta call a board if she's got a WWW page with her photo in it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck it, only some posh university pissheads even have WWW pages, right?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: The whole WWW is da kinda trendy posh shit used for takin' da money outta da spoiled lamerz!

WoRLD HeR0: Well, at least we could check out if there's some public_html stuff in her home directory of her IRC host...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, well, ya wouldn't lose anything in that, apart from some online time...

dArK sTuFfEr: We could maybe make some other doll we could use to brush up our voodoo before targetin' to Reijo or Taru...

WoRLD HeR0: That teacher would be quite a good target, 'cause she's quite annoying...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: She's been promisin' to fail me in Finnish language if I won't stop writing eLiTe!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: She's fuckin' always combin'** her hair, just steal that comb** during a class or in the teacher's room, and then collect the hair from it!

dArK sTuFfEr: We won't, we can just put her head hair at the pussy place as well. We won't be destroyin' anything specific to that but the whole fuckin' hag!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But yeah, right, Stuffie, there's sumthing for ya to work on at da magick sector!